Y/n: Remus?
Remus: Yeah?
Y/n: How good is Pettigrew in potions?
Remus: Horrible. Why?
Lily: I'm worried about Black.
Remus: One-second Y/n. Why?
Lily: He's talking to a rat about how to make Polyjuice Potion.
Remus: That's worrying. Wormtail is terrible at potions.
Y/n: I'm offended. Why didn't he come to me?
Lily: Why would he go to you-
Y/n: Hero and I made it in our second year in the girl's bathroom.
Remus: We'll get back to that.
Lily: Who's Wormtail?
Y/n: An ass.
Remus elbows Y/n.
Y/n: A traitor?
Elijah elbows Y/n harder.
Y/n: The rat.
Lily: You're not worried that he's talking to a rat about magic?
Remus: No, why?
Lily: ...
Y/n: It's Sirius. His mother puts up a Christmas tree that bites. I'm sure he's done weirder things than discussing magic with rats.
Lily: Nevermind.
Remus: How did you not get caught?
Y/n: Moaning Myrtle.
Remus: Moaning Myrtle?
Y/n: I'm not telling you.
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