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Lucius: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?

Draco: Have everyone stand.

Luna: Bring three more chairs!

Hermione: The most important ones can sit down.

Cedric: Bring out beanbags.

Y/n: Bribe three to destroy the house for $10 each.

Sirius: $20 each if it isn't your house.

Regulus: Kill three.

Y/n: Are you okay?

Sirius: Why do you hate kids?

Lucius: So I've got some therapists' numbers for some of you.

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