Y/n: "Cedric, let's go!" Cedric: "Oh, yeah, about telling Mom and Dad, I was thinking about writing maybe a letter." Y/n: "Okay, you know what? That's it, you had your chance." Cedric: "What-?" Y/n: "Mom, Dad, Cedric smoked pot in college." Cedric: "You are such a tattletale!" Cedric: "Mom, Dad, you remember that time you walked into my room and smelled marijuana? Well, I told you it was Harry who was smoking the pot but... It was me. I'm sorry." Y/n: "And Dad, you know that mailman that you got fired? He didn't steal your Playboy's, Cedric did." Cedric: "Yeah, well, hurricane Gloria didn't break the porch swing Y/n did." Y/n: "Cedric hasn't worked for two years!" Cedric: "Y/n and Elijah are living together!" Y/n: "Cedric married Hermione in Vegas and got divorced AGAIN!" Luna: "I love Jacques Cousteau!" Hermione: "I wasn't supposed to put beef in the trifle!" Draco: "I wanna gooo!!"
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FanfictionRiddle Era, Marauders Era, and Harry potter Era. This will include Y/n Celina Black aka Y/n Lily Potter Scamander (all eras), Tom Riddle (Riddle Era), Abraxas Malfoy (Riddle Era), Nott (Riddle Era), Avery (Riddle Era) Rosier (Riddle Era), James Pott...
