Melissa Tries To Eat A Whole Pizza

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Melissa Hoon: *eats a large mushroom pizza from Jerry's Pizza*

Sean Lamothe: You gonna eat all that?

Melissa Hoon: I'll try! I got a strong stomach! *mouth full*

Brandon: Sure ya do!

Melissa Hoon: Who are you?

Brandon: I'm someone. *takes a slice of Melissa's pizza*

Melissa Hoon: Hey, quit that! *whining like Joe Besser*

Brandon: No whining! You're a grown woman!

Melissa Hoon: Why do bad things keep happening to me? *in Jim Carey's voice* Why? *puts her head down and cries*




This story was written on Monday, August 22nd, 2022.

A/N There is absolutely no way Melissa can eat an entire pizza by herself! That's why Brandon took a slice! 😉 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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