How to Know You're Obsessed with Artemis Fowl

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•You own/want multiple different cover art for the books.
•If you live in the US, you attempt to track down the UK magazine Match from July 2008 to read the Artemis Fowl short story.
•You attempt to draw the fairy thief as you imagined it.
•To you, Butler is taller than anyone in the book, even if they say that they are taller than him.
•You daydream about Butler's past life.
•You daydream about what would happen if you married Artemis.
•You want Angeline and Artemis senior to adopt you if you can't marry Artemis junior.
•You want a lemur just to name it JJ.
•You cry when you realize that Artemis is too young/old for you. Or, rejoice if he is the right age.
•You think the prospect of infinity is impossible.
•You want to try Dwarf Cheese
•You think jars of mold are cool.
•If you ever go to build-a-bear you get a monkey and a personalized voice box that says 'history will remember this day professor Myles'.

Okay, so I know this chapters short, but I am honestly out of ideas. If you have any, please comment with them and I'll put them in.
Thanks,
Holly