How to Know You're Obsessed with Artemis Fowl

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Sorry I've been gone for so long! But, thank you so much for all the support and I'll try to update more often! Please, keep the comments full of ideas coming. A special thanks to @RazielWriter for most of the ideas for this chapter.

•You say "you, Peter Pan, the lochness monster. It's all real, maybe" with complete conviction and believe every word
• You can't keep yourself together when someone says "lollipops," "red Armani boxer shorts," or "cubes" in a conversation
• When you do something correct intellectually, you say you 'Fowled it'
• You call Artemis Arty ( if this is a repeat, please comment and let me know and it will be fixed)
• You started using the word "dude" after reading 'The Last Guardian'
• At weddings, you giggle when they say "I now pronounce you..."
• You wish all horses were quaggas
• Bunnies and Crickets mildly freak you out
• You really want a romance like Artemis Fowl Sr. And Angeline
• You want the chance to say 'No matter how it looks, I will return. I will bring them all back.'
• You want a guy/girl/ whatever to say "I love you passionately and eternally"
• You know over never means over
• You often make jokes most people don't understand
• You want the chance to say "if Alive, please help. If not, wrong number"
• You want to go to Casa Mila
• You've attempted the ritual
• You pick up every acorn you find, just in case
• You want the story to continue forever
• You've learned to read and write gnommish (again, if this is a repeat please let me know)
• You know the Artemis Fowl Song
• Certain people make you think of characters
• You have figured out and assigned characters to people you know/ see
• You have your own dream cast for the (hopefully coming soon) movie (comment what yours are)
• You've read the forums about the movie and have judged other people's choices
• You have read every fan fiction of watt pad and have stayed up many hours doing so
• You know people who think they're "gods green gift to females"
• You love to fly
• You get all the subtle jokes
• You get really excited when other people are in the Fowl Fandom
• You make subtle references in casual conversation
• You want to dye your hair black
• You want heterochromia iridis
• You've written your own fanfic
• You've had arguments about shipping preferences
• You think Bigfoot is a troll
• You love looking at the moon
• You've always wanted to see something you shouldn't be able to see on a thermal
• You think gray things shouldn't move
• You always imagine Butler as taller than anyone, no matter what the books say
• You've tried to imagine Butler in your head, but the vision often changes
• You are mesmerized by dragonflies and often speak to them
• You try to figure out the timeline
• You try and imagine Foaly and his family
• You can't imagine Foaly jogging
• You think the magic distribution between the different species of fairies is unfair
• You can't help but think that anyone who looks a little green might be a Sprite
• You've always wanted to go to Ho Chi Min City
• You've read the Fowl Files many times
• You know that a sprites wings contain 7 major arteries and are their most major organ
• You love most of the names used in the books
• You find it hard to choose your favorite
• Sometimes they are the only things that keep you sane
• You can't imagine the characters as they are in the graphic novels
• You've tried to heal an injury
• You've decoded and carries out every action on every version of the books
• You know that sometimes dying is worth it
• Opal's death was bittersweet
• You hated Eoin Colfer when he killed Julius Root
• You want love like Eleanor and Turnball

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Thanks,
Holly Giovani