• You preordered the book and soon as possible
• You want a toy troll for a pet
• It makes you sad and happy at the same time when thinking about how the Fowl family no longer lives in Fowl Manor
• You read the prologue and first chapter in a new version of a book while in a book store
• You have opinions on the cover art for this book in particular and for the new versions of the other books
• You miss Artemis and Butler
• You guessed who Lazuli's angel was immediately
• You saw the connection between Lazuli Heitz and Holly Short
• You've already ordered the next book
• You translated the Spanish
• You caught all the references to the other books
• You made a mental bookmark of all the things happening in future books
• You read the short story about Artemis first
• You're proud of Holly
• You like the red pages (if you have that version)
• You've signed up for email alerts about the series
• You think of how Artemis would've dealt with Lord Bleedham Drye differently
• You compare Lord Bleedham Drye to the other villains
A/N
Hey everyone,
I know this update is really short, but I just wanted to give something new. I'll be coming back with an update for the movie when it comes out/shortly after!
Stay safe!
Holly Giovanni
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