How to Know You're Obsessed with Artemis Fowl

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• You want to know whether Dr. Poe (sp?) quit his job or not
• You wonder where Foaly's kids came from in the series
• You have an opinion on the new cover art
• You have an opinion on the new graphic novel design
• You've either bought or sat in a bookstore and read the sample of the Fowl Twins
• You've seen the teaser trailer 1,000 times+
• You certainly have an opinion on it
• You see suits in store windows and imagine Artemis Butler in them (shoutout to @PhoebeMagalie)
• You're angry that Butler is using a bow and arrow
• You have an opinion on Butler's hair...
• You check the Artemis Fowl fan website daily
• You follow them on social media
• You've competed in their giveaways
• You imagine what it would be like if you met Artemis
• You've analyzed the 1 minute and 38 second trailer and compared it to the books
• You have an opinion on Judi Dench playing Root
• You're angry about the addition of extra characters into the movie that's didn't exist in the books (*cough* *cough* Beachwood Short)
• You worry about the outcome of the movie
• You've read the comment section of the trailer
• You could rant about the trailer for hours (hit me up, Id love to rant with you)
• You wish that more people would acknowledge the underlying adult themes of the books
• You can recite many quotes perfectly
• At some point in time, Artemis Fowl has been your phone background
• You endorse the book at any opportunity
• Yet, somehow, you're still protective of it and who reads it
• You think you could do the books more justice in a movie form than is being done
• You have an opinion on the fact that Radiohead was used in the trailer
• You've read the casting call for Artemis
• You've questioned if they read the same book as you after reading it
• You've judged the cast list
• You think that this book should be far more popular
• You could write an extremely long essay on any of the books
• You think of them each time you eat a lollipop
• This book will always have a special place in your heart
• You will defend Artemis against others while criticizing him yourself
• You think he's one of the most well-written anti-heroes
• You think of what you would've done in his shoes
• You kind of don't want to meet Mulch
• You'd trust Holly to fly you anywhere
• You wonder about Artemis's personal beliefs
• You question the Fowl's parenting abilities
• You think Angeline needs more recognition and love
SPOILER AHEAD FOR THE FOWL TWINS

•You question why Artemis went to space
END OF SPOILER

•You question the names of the villain in the story
• You're excited for a spin-off
• You're worried about the spin-off
• You could talk for hours about Artemis Fowl
• You want a "I survived the Wait" shirt

Hi my lovelies,
I know this update is fairly short, but my ideas grow everyday they release new info.  I plan to do more short updates with new information, but, as always, I'm open to suggestions!  Also I would love to discuss the teaser trailer with anyone and share my opinions. I could write so much on it.

Thanks,
holly