• You obsessively check the Artemis Fowl website for news on the upcoming movie
• You know the exact date of movie release
• You have opinions on everyone cast in the movie
• You have opinions of every aspect of the movie that has been released
• You want more people to talk to in the fandom
• You feel protective of the books and don't want them to be changed a lot in the movie
• You encourage everyone you know to read the books so you have more people to talk to
• You want to own a replica of Artemis Fowl's medallion
• You want Butler to cook for you
• You wonder how Miles and Beckett will grow up
• You want to know where Artemis buys his clothes
• You wonder about Artemis's future life
• You've read a lot of fanfiction about Artemis Fowl
• You want to visit where Fowl Manor was supposed to be
• You wish you had and/or have tried to use Artemis's method of visualizing all outcomes
• You have no idea what age any characters in the book actually are
• You have or wanted to grow roses to symbolize the spiral of roses
• You have favorite quotes from the books and often recite them to others
• You wish you had posters for the book
• You get excited every time you see a copy of the book or see someone reading it
• You want to meet Madam Ko
• You've read the Artemis Fowl Wikia pages
• You have various opinions in fairy laws
• You want to try fairy foods
• You want the mechanic fairy wings
• You want to know how to make Vole Curry
• You want to know how fairies discovered certain curries could be detected on the surface
• You want to know what the inside and decorations of the Fowl house looks like
• You want to see Artemis working as a detective
A/N:
I just want to thank @LilyVesco or her cover! And also I'm so sorry for not publishing In a while. As the movie gets closer to release, I'm going to try and publish more often.
Love,
Holly
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How to Know You're Obsessed with Artemis Fowl
RandomTell-tale signs of obsession with the book series Artemis Fowl. *Final part coming May 2020*
