Yanderaka Fan Club

Crazy Road trip pt. 2

We're still on a trip

Third Person:

It's nighttime and everyone is on the road again. This time Yaoyorozu's is driving (she has her license). While Momo drives everyone sleeps. Suddenly a loud thud wakes everyone up. They all screams out of fear.

Jirou: What's really going on?

Denki: I'm hit. I-I'm hit.

Denki holds his stained shirt.

Denki: Kirishima, tell my story.

Denki leans back and closes his eyes.

Sero: Are you okay?

Sero and Deku run up to him and shake him.

Jirou: Um, that's barbecue sauce from your nuggets.

Denki looks at the stain and licks it.

Denki: Oh, yeah. Right.

Jirou rolls her eyes and everyone goes back to sleep except for Momo and Todoroki.

Momo: A tire blew. That was intense.

Todoroki: Mm-hmm.

Another thud interrupts them and wakes everyone up again.

Momo: Aah!

Todoroki: What the...

Aizawa and Midnight decided to look outside for the problem. When they step out they see a car's engine behind their RV hissing.

Man: What were you doin' stopping in the middle of the highway?

Midnight: Um, clearly we're on the side of the road. Are you blind?

Man: No! I assure you I have 20-20 vision sir!

Midnight: ...Sir?

Man: Just let me get my insurance card. My bag is in the trunk.

Aizawa: Wow. Someone needs to take his keys.

Midnight: As long as he takes care of it, it's fine.

While Midnight takes pictures, the man rides away on a bike.

Aizawa: Is he taking off?

Midnight: On a bike?

Aizawa: Hey, stop! We still have your car!

Man: So? It's not mine!

Aizawa and Midnight look at each other and sigh.

Aizawa: I need to take some pictures.

Aizawa takes his phone out. Midnight poses next to him.

Aizawa: I meant of the RV, but you know what? Get it.

Aizawa takes multiple pictures of Midnight doing different poses.

~Timeskip~

Everyone decided to rest near a camping area. While they were there they met a couple named Oka and Yuta.

Aizawa : And he looked at my co-workers face and said, "I assure you I have 20-20 vision sir."

The couple laughs.

Aizawa: It's funny now that I think about it.

Midnight: No, it wasn't.

Aizawa: It sure wasn't.

Yuta: That's bananas.

Aizawa: I know right? The cops sorted everything out when they got there. It's a good thing I got the rental insurance.

Midnight: Good thing I told you to get it.

Aizawa: Isn't that what I said?

Oka: Yuta tries to take credit for everything too. He almost convinced my family that he gave birth to our twins.

Yuta: Well, how do you explain these stretch marks?

Oka: That's a beer baby, baby.

Yuta: Well we gotta call it a night. The best thing about living in our camper and traveling around... is meeting nice people like you guys.

Midnight: Aw. We feel the same way. And Yuta, Oka, you ever get to Columbus, look us up.

Oka: Oh, we will.

The four stand up and Yuta and Oka get ready to leave.

Yuta: Goodnight sir.

Aizawa laughs at this comment.

Aizawa: That's the same thing the old man...

Midnight gives Aizawa a look and he stops laughing.

Midnight: Hey Sero, Mineta, can you grab us some more firewood?

Sero: The men are on it. Right bro?

Mineta: Men find wood.

Sero+Mineta: Mm. Find. Men find wood. Find wood. Find wood.

Midnight laughs at this.

~Timeskip~

On Sero and Mineta's way back they hear drums beating.

Mineta: Do you hear that?

Sero: Are those drums?

They both look behind a tree and see Yuta and Oka dressed in voodoo type clothing. Oka trills her tongue while Yuta chants something near a fire with a goat. Two people are playing drums on the side as Yuta continues chanting.

Sero: Wow. That's creepy. Mineta, h-

Sero looks down but doesn't see Mineta. Then he realizes he ran away already.

Sero: Boy, I'm gonna tell Mitsuri!

Mineta runs back to the camp almost anxiously.

Mineta: We gotta go! We gotta go right now!

Everyone gets up and start running towards the RV.

Mina: No, No, no. Y'all are not leaving me again!

Mina starts running away with Sero behind her.

Aizawa picks up all of the chairs and Momo picks up her inflatable bed and runs too.

Everyone ran back into the RV. They decided to pray before going to sleep.

Aizawa: And please keep our class safe from all of the crazies out there. In your name we pray, amen.

All: Amen.

Aizawa puts the Bible away and sighs.

Midnight: That was nice. Goodnight everyone.

All: Goodnight.

Everyone falls asleep together on the same bed.

Ah yes, a second part

"No! I assure you I have 20/20 vision sir!"