(POV: You're Daddy Balls and you hear some stereotypical heterosexual dumbass bitches shittalk about you in the local rich modern first-class Helluba Grocery Store.)
"Let's see..." Big Balls put on their slay girlypop skrunkly solid Hell's Gold glasses (the most expensive glasses and contacts line) and read the shopping list their slay unholy sinning beautiful even skrunklier girlypop children and wife had given them to go shopping at the local rich modern first-class Helluba Grocery Store🌈🌈🤭🤭😭🤣🤣😝😝✨✨✨🥳🥳😋😋😋. Even if The Balls' Family influence and power had disintegrated, they were still super rich and hot and had big balls energy (except for Barballs bc they have don't have balls). 😍😍😍😝😝😝😝😝🥰🥰😚😚😚😘😘😛😛😛🤪🤪😜😜😜. Their ancestors who had died (how do you die when you're in Hell idk!) had left them a grand fortune filled with gold, diamonds, gold, gold, gold, gold, money, more money, even more money, even even more money and random crystal balls and magic books that Barballs had stolen and cursed people with (what a holy child ikr!! 😚😚🥳🥳🥳🤣🤣🥰🥰).
Barballs' Shopping List!! :D
- 20 packets of sugar cookies!
- 3 whole honeysuckles!!
- five stacks of candy and sweets!!!
- homemade BROWN SUGAR. tapioca pearls!!!!
- a decapitated crow head!!!!!
- cursed spray paint!!!!!!
- candles!!!!!!!
- some cursed crystals!!!!!!!!
That's all! :D D̷̡̖͙̃͝a̸̯̾d̵̹͚͖̞̍̚d̸̡̛̰͖͍̮͎̐͌͐̂͠y̶̧͔̲̓̏͜ͅ ̷̠̼̠͕̬͖̓͜B̵͚͍͓̺̉á̶̼͙̞̳̓̕͝l̸̖͂l̷̙̯̘͒̏̍̿s̶̛̲͚̹͇̮̳͒̍ ̷͈͔̣͚͍̊ȋ̷̢̫̤͛͋̐͘f̸̼͗́͘ ̸̛̜̝̲̖͉̔̌̆͋̈́̋ẙ̷̢̠͕͕͂̍͂̀̕͝ò̵̧̧͔̞̭̩̈́ù̶̝̗̗̻̪͖͈̐̓ ̴̲̱͓̩͎̣̘͗̈ḏ̸̢̣̗̣̹̎̀̀̚͜͝o̶̘͕̔̇͛͊n̶̼̘̈́͂͑̆̐'̶̦̬̘͠t̵̖̺͓̤̗͛̈͂͆͝ ̸̢̜̫̍͊͗͘̚͘ģ̵̹͖͕̩̟̎̌̈́̎̓̈̀é̸̡̘̬̱̇̎͂̈̇͝t̴̝̾̒͑̈ ̸̛͕͍̗̠̝̔͜e̸̛̤̼̼̊͘v̵͍͐͌̍̇͂̓è̸̛̝̟̙̙̜̍̈͆̕͠r̵͔̺̞̆̏͗ÿ̴̖͖́͋̽̕ ̴̣̄̽̏̎̚̚͠r̵͕̦̜͈͈̙͐͗̆͐̀e̷̟͔̬̘̕̚q̵̱̹̤͖̝̪̍̓̑͆͗͘͝ủ̵̧̙į̵͍̗͔̮͈͍͒̉̽̈́̋r̷̫͑̊e̵̳͙̪̪̙̻̮͂͂d̷̗̳̭̜̜́̀ ̵̢̛̥̲̲̗̲̆i̴̙̭̦̪̪͓̍t̶̢̗̬̞̞̬̻͋͂̚͝ë̶̛͖̝̬̩̣̣̻̃m̸̰̍͋ ̷̜̱̹̞̳̃̕ỏ̵̫̘̳ń̴̢̆̔͊ ̸̨̛̜͚͐̏̾͘ͅt̴̗̩̮̥̹͒̋͠ḩ̶̧̾͛͠ḯ̷̖̜̙͕͇̯̃͋͝s̶̛̘̣̭͖̈́̚ ̶̬͇̰̑̌̒͘͠l̸̙̒̒͋̅į̵̪͇͙̰̺̖̍͑̔̇͊s̴̞̉͝t̶̟́̂̂͂ ̴̘͓̼̔I̶̢̞̤̫̰͙͒̃̏͌͑ ̷̡̹̹͖͚̹̝̌̓͌̈́͌̋̕w̴̭̤̞̏͗̏̀i̵̛͔̙̪͂̂͘l̶͚̰͇͌̓͆͆̎͝l̷̡̻̮͊̿̿̐̋̇͠ ̷̧̎̀e̸̦̓͒ṅ̶̺̪͓̠̲̳ͅḓ̶̛̟̱͙̍̓̈́ ̴̢̢̱̎̇́̚ŷ̷̯̙͇̜͘̚ȏ̸̩̱̯̪̙͍̬ű̶̢̳͇̈́̓͘͝.̴̨̧̨͎͉̮͛͂͆̐̚̚ͅ ̸̻̠̩͊̿̇͂̊
I know you'll get everything on this list and I just want you to know that I love you!! ✨✨🌸💗💗💗💗💗🌈🌈🌈🌈🥰🥰🥰🥰
What the fuck how did I raise this demon. No wonder they're so short because of all the sugar they've ingested in their entire Underworld Life. AND WAS SHE DOING SOME GAY RITUAL SHIT TO MAKE A DEMON BE HORNY FOR HER??! Well, whatever shit he was doing... I was still going to play my role as a slay skrunklypop demon parent and do whatever that pleases them!! 🤣🤣🤣😇😇🥹🥹🥹
Big Balls' Shopping List
- seaweed
- sketchbooks
- time ticking bombs
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The Balls Family - Autobiography
Non-FictionThis is a dramatic document of the history of the Balls Family Clan. Passed generation through generation, the empire of The Balls Clan has led to the modern Balls Family in the 21st century. Watch as they deal through adventures, drama, romance, an...
