"Are you kids ready? :D" Daddy Balls waited on the front doorstep with their and Mommy Balls' luggage.
"I can't wait to visit our Granny Balls! I love her and I'm her favourite! 😋😋😋" Barballs jumped off the stairs and landed on her pinkie toes. She then proceeded to break them, but she's in Hell so it's fine! 😚😚😋😋😜😜
"NO. NO. NO. NO YOU'RE NOT." Big Balls shrieked. "I AM HER FAVOURITE. YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN TAKE MY FUCKING SPOTLIGHT B I -"
"I'm sure you're all Granny Balls' favourite!" Mommy Balls reassured everyone.
Daddy Balls rang the doorbell to Granny Balls' old county mansion on the countryside of Helluba City.
An old demon with crusty musty wrinkled skin that was pink opened the door. If you saw info her eyes that squinted in the sun you would see the life of an icon. She was well past her years, but she was a slayer of all slays. A true queen. 🤑🤑😳😳😳😳🥳🥳🥳🥺🥺🥺🥹🥹☺️☺️☺️🤪🤪🤪
"Hello Granny Balls!" Everyone chimed.
"Ah, yes I love Barballs so much she might be my favourite!" Granny Balls trailed on.
"WHAT." Big Balls emoed again.
"HHAHAHAHAHAQQQUAOQOWOWOQOQPQOWUEJEGEHEJWJALALSKSHDHDJSMKSDNKXXJZKXNSJYSQTFQWGJQQOPQPQOWKSHHDHEJWOASKSHAHAHAHHAHWHWMWNWHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEE" Barballs gremlined.
"John F. Kennedy died on November 22 1963," Granny Balls said in an autonomous tone.
"I don't think Granny Balls took her medicine today," Mommy Balls whispered to Daddy Balls.
"What's that? Oh yes! Back in my day, I modeled for... Balls Bling Society :D. Now where are my damn glasses..."
"Um, Granny Balls aren't you going to let us in?"
"The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start." Granny Balls said with a straight face, looking at something beyond the Balls family. 😋😋😋😋
"Mommy Balls, is Granny Balls okay?" Barballs said, concerned.
"Prolly not." 😘
Granny Balls' house contained childhood, teenage and Daddy Balls' memories with grand portraits and photos of The Balls Clan, Granny Balls in her "good days" and Daddy Balls and their siblings as younglings. 😋😋😋
"So Granny Balls..." Mommy Balls said. "I know me and Daddy Balls will be staying in their old room, but what about Big and Barballs?"
"Hm? Why the Declaration of Independence-"
"NO-"
"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. — Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.
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The Balls Family - Autobiography
Non-FictionThis is a dramatic document of the history of the Balls Family Clan. Passed generation through generation, the empire of The Balls Clan has led to the modern Balls Family in the 21st century. Watch as they deal through adventures, drama, romance, an...
