(GUYS, ITS THE BALLS FAMILY ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY. CELEBRATE US, ADORE US, ADMIRE US, WORSHIP US!!!!!!!!!) (sorry, me and author two watched the latest episode, and we're feeling really.....GTEEDY. 💸💸💸💸💵💵💵💵💴💴💴💴💶💶💶💷💷🪙🪙💰💰💰💰🧰💳🪪🪪🪪💎💎💎💎💵💵💵💵💵💸💸💸)
8+!!!! DO NOT READ IF NOT 8+!!!!!!!!!!!
"OZZYWOZZY IS ACTUALLY.......................................................................................A DESCENDANT OF THE BALLS FAMILY CLAN." LUZZYWUZZY SCREECHED INIPEDITLTY. THE ECHOES OF HIS HARSH, YET PRIDEFUL voice ECHOED AROUND THE SACRED BALLS BUNKER. (the living room!)
"WHAT?! HOW?! I HAVÉ KEPT COUNT OF EVERY SINGLE, BALLS FAMILY MEMBER(INCLUDING THE RUNT, HE SAYS WHILE LOOKING DIRECTLY AT MOMMY BALLS), AND I KNOW THAT ME AND MY WIVES HAVE HAD SEX ONLY 14 BAJILLION TIMES😢😢😢" MEGABALLS chattered his teeth angrily, which caused several nuclear explosions in the nearby Envy County.
Suddenly, you could hear the shivering of a TRANS ICON somewhere inside the room!! MEGABALLS' BALLS STARTED QUIVERING, THEY COULD SENSE SOMETHING!!!!!!! "AHHHHHHHHHH ONE OF YOU HERE KNOWS SOMETHING! WHO IS IT...COME OUT COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE!" MEGABALLS BALLS SHOOK AS THEY POINTED IN THE DIRECTION OF................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................JEGABALLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
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The Balls Family - Autobiography
Non-FictionThis is a dramatic document of the history of the Balls Family Clan. Passed generation through generation, the empire of The Balls Clan has led to the modern Balls Family in the 21st century. Watch as they deal through adventures, drama, romance, an...