Updated Character List:
Main Characters:
Ebbie (BEST CHARACTER):pronouns: they/she Demi-girl distinctive trait: best character😍😍😍
Big Balls: pronouns: he/him cis male distinctive trait: "OH MY FUCKING GOD" 🤬🤬🤬
Barballs: pronouns: any genderfluid distinctive trait: boob's girlfriend😳😳😱😱
FizzyWizzyPop: pronouns: he/they/it Demi-boy distinctive trait: giving birth somehow🫃
OzzyWozzy: pronouns: he/him nonbinary distinctive trait: ✨FIZZYWIZZYPOP'S HUSBAND✨
Daddy Balls: pronouns: they/them nonbinary distinctive trait: doesn't like to be sexualised (ah ah ah ☝️☝️☝️)
Mommy Balls: pronouns: she/they cis female distinctive trait: still writes smut
Angel: pronouns: Xe/He/She/They/It Agender distinctive trait: enjoys getting a good dick sucking every now and then 😽
Candy: pronouns: He/Him GenderQueer distinctive trait: enjoys sucking some good dick 🫦👅💋
Side Characters:
Granny Balls: pronouns: she/her cis female distinctive trait: skrunklypop slay 😍😍😍😍🥹🥹🥹
Auntie Balls: pronouns: she/her cis female distinctive trait: auntie balls
Boob: pronouns: she/it Demi-girl distinctive trait: poofy bubbly bouncy boobs
Staucy: pronouns: he/they/it nonbinary distinctive trait: HORNY HORNY HORNY
Boxxie & Billie: bisexuals distinctive trait: OMG ITS THEM!!
"BARBALLS OPEN THE FUCK UP," Big Balls shrieked.
"JUST A SECO-"
"I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF YOU'RE MAKING OUT WITH BOOB AGAIN." Big Balls swung the door open and saw Barballs cradling Ebbie (OMG ITS HER!! 🌈🌈🌈💗💗💓💓💓💓🥰🥰🥰😝😝😝🥹🥹🥹😳😳😳)
"Why are you always with either Ebbie, Boob, Chopsticks or NiBalls... you never have time for me anymore..." Big Balls 🥀🥀🥀ed at the sight of Barballs having such a good time with someone who wasn't even their own sibling. 🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😨😨😨😨😔😔😔😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😕😕😣😣😣😖😖😖😖😖😭😭😭😩😩😩😩🥶🥶🥶😰😰😨😨😨😳😳😱😱😱🤬🤬🤬😡😡🥵🥵🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😣😣😣
"I-I-I-I'm sorry Big Balls..." Barballs said while tucking in Ebbie for a nap 😇😇😇😇😁😁😁😁. "It's just that you're always so angry all the time these days..."
Big Balls sniffed. "Yeah... well our relationship hasn't been the smoothest since two months ago..." 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😖😖😖😣😣😣😣😞😞😞😔😔😔😔
"Are you mad because I'm dating boo-"
"NO." Big Balls bellowed, his anger returning.
Barballs shivered and stood on their tippy toes, giving them a max 2'4 height.. 😖😖😖😖 "Look, maybe we need some space... I'm going to hang out with Boob, Chopsticks and NiBalls this weekend, so maybe you should go with Mommy Balls to stay at Auntie Balls' house...!"
Big Balls sniffed and farted. "You're just trying to get me away from home aren't you?"
"N-n-n-o-no-Nno-no...." 😞😞😔😔😣😣😣😣😣😣
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The Balls Family - Autobiography
Non-FictionThis is a dramatic document of the history of the Balls Family Clan. Passed generation through generation, the empire of The Balls Clan has led to the modern Balls Family in the 21st century. Watch as they deal through adventures, drama, romance, an...
