Working on the next chapter right now, but it might take a bit so have this skit.
Kai: "Why is Xiuying so hot?"
Xiuying: "Why is Kai so needy, and also hot?"
Aayan: "Why are all women so hot?"
Colleen: "Why is Jay so hot?"
Jay: "Why is Colleen so hot?"
Kaze: "Why is Leo so hot?"
Leo: "Why is Kaze so hot?"
Kamlyn: *CONFUSED BISEXUAL SCREAMING*
Kira: "Goddammit I burned my mouth! Why is this food so hot? ...Why is everyone freaking out and making weird faces? Are you guys burning up or something- you're all red-."
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Meanwhile
*Ace and Addison freaking out*
Ace: "WHO GAVE THIS ASSHOLE TO BE SO DAMN HOT!? I SWEAR TO GOD JESUS CHRIST MUST'VE HAND CRAFTED THAT FINE ASS BITCH-."
Addison: "AHHHHHHHHH I ACCIDENTALLY LOOKED AT A GIRL IN THE LOCKER ROOM AND NOW I WANNA JUMP OFF A CLIFF CAUSE SHE SAW ME HELP-."
Ace: "HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO HELP!? THE SAME DAMN THING HAPPENED TO ME AND I'M FREAKING OUT!"
*Ace and Addison screaming*
Omar: "How long do you think this'll go on for?"
Kimani: "An hour?"
Aryan: "Two."
Amara: "Wanna hide Ace's Bible so he thinks Commander Diaz found it and thinks he's gonna get in trouble?"
Kimani: "That's mean."
Aryan: "Exactly."
Omar: "We've done it before. He was mad for an hour, tops."
Amara: "Found it!"
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The Story Of Soldiers
AdventureAt the age of six, Kaze, Kamlyn, and Kira have already been through hell and have no intention of going through it again. But when the truth about their fathers plot is unveiled, they must learn to be strong and get through hell all over again, but...
