BIO OF THIS PRICK!!!

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Name: TORPEDO FUCKINGHAM

Age: 19 (believe it or not he lived on the battle barge "THISBIGBITCH" in secrecy for 5 years, until he turned into one of them from the yelling he received and his dog being killed.)

Hight:6ft 8 in (HE AINT NO MIDGET!!!)

Rage limit: higher then 9000 I tell you that (because his body cant stand the amount of rage a regular marine has.)

likes: THE EMPERAH, SKITTLES, HIS DOG AND EVERYONE IN HIS FLEET!!!

hates: SIRENS, XENOS, ELVES, NECKBEARDS, DARK ELVES, PRETTY MARINES, ULTRASMURFS AND BASICALLY EVERYTHING!!!

Looks

(Ignore the man in the uniform but that was literally what they found in the storage of the barge so they told him "MAKE DUE WITH WHAT YOU GOT ASSHOLE" and like said he did

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(Ignore the man in the uniform but that was literally what they found in the storage of the barge so they told him
"MAKE DUE WITH WHAT YOU GOT ASSHOLE" and like said he did. And plus who needs fancy guardsman armor when everything pierces it)

Weapons: bolt pistol (dont ask questions not even I know how this guy uses it and I'm the writer) machete, power bat, power wrench, power chair, anything that he can hold and believe it or not his boot knife got most of the kills 2nd would be his fists

Personality: this is a real man, in relationships my dude only asks for honesty and respect even from his team, he is absurdly calm when he gets in action it's the only time he screams in utter rage, just as loud as the brother space marines

(Ima be honest, this is my first story and I can't even make a perfect bio, and my narrator isnt helping by yelling at me)
Also I do not own the angry marines or the pic of that guy or even azur lane so please by jesus's sake dont take my shit down, especially because of the unholy profanity.

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