It was a nice day on Illis, as it got invaded by tyranids again, and our brave angry guardsman "TORPEDO FUCKINGHAM"
Was fighting those bastards with bolt pistol in one hand and chain sword in the other (still how does he use that bolt gun without his body being crippled) he cuts them down.
they was the group of angry marines now chosen to guard the planet after repeated invasions and they was not happy about it at all.
"FOR FUCKNUGGERTS SAKE" bellowed one of the marines
"SHIT FUCKITY FUCK" bellowed another
Our boy was with them, and was cutting down the last few tyranids when a titan appeared, and it was a damn dominatrix.
TF: ALRIGHT COCK WEASELS, OUR TIME IS FUCKING NIGH "ALWAYS ANGRY!!!"
And in a deafening chorus, the marines returned
AM: "ALL THE TIME!!!
and they charged, they didn't have any other support, there was only 500 marines and they got shortened down to the last 20.
In the midst of the fight a small, dinky ass tyranid appeared out from the corpses of its brothers and charged our boy from behind like the little fuck that it is, and when it got there the bastard bit a large chunk out of our neck, we was surprised but still had the strength to beat it
TF: FUCK YOU FUR FUCKER!!!
In reality, that's what he wanted to say, but because of the bite, it ripped our vocal cords apart so we sounded like this
TF: FFCCKK OU FU FUCCR!!!
And after we killed it with the little strength we had, we had fell on our knees, watching as somehow the marines took the titan down
TF in mind: FARE WELL COCKSUCKERS!!!
we fell forward and breathed our last breath.
SOMEWHERE ELSE ENTIRELY, the emperor saw his brave actions and wanted to see the very soul that kept up with the marines like another human we all know "JOHN FUKLAW"
TF: EH, WHERE THE FUCK AM I!
He whispered at 90 decibels
Emperor: greetings guardsman, I wanted to see the very man that could keep up with my sons and keep them out of trouble.
TF: OH SHI!!! I MEAN "cough" oh shit uhhh, I know I haven't prayed to you but please dont rip my ass off!
Emperor: dont worry about it, I wanted to get rid of religion not start some super religion, anyway there is another world that needs your help, humanity is gone because whilst they were pushed outa there seas they got greedy with they last resources and killed each other off, but there is one last group I still consider my daughters.
TF: and that is?
Emperor: they fight an alien race called the "sirens" I want you to go down there, eradicate all of those damn sirens and protect the planet, it may be on its last legs, but I believe its still worth saving.
Our boy was thinking about his options, not like he had any, but was thinking because he said daughters and no brothers in there
TF: what do you mean daughters?
Emperor: i mean there is no more humanity, the forces they have made to repel the sirens are all female, there in need of a commander and some "inspiration" after all is done though you may wanna repopulate with the near 600 they have
TF was shocked to hear those words come out of the very mans mouth that everyone prays to, and was more shocked that his friend down there is not gonna make it at the end of the siren war
TF: wait WHOT!!!
Emperor: you heard me damnit, and remember "ALWAYS ANGRY!!!"
Our boy was speechless that he gets to do the war cry with the almighty Emperor himself
TF: "ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!!!"
And like that his journey starts...in space...
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The Angry Commander Of Azur Lane
БоевикThis is the story of an angry prick who doesn't even have the gene seed but has the rage to fight a angry marine, or even a chaos god for this matter. They took his dog, he took there lives. Now he fights sirens with his bare hands believe it or not...
