What the Emperor did was bullshit.
We see here our boy is in space, and with the almighty rage he uses it as his source of oxygen, yep, you read correctly
He was floating around for 2 days when an SOS call came up on the radio he had
Unknown: we need help, anyone, we are outgunned and on the ru...
TF:WHAT DO YA WHANT!!
the silence kicked in, for an awkward 6.7 seconds they replied back
Unknown: uhhh we need support we are losing the fight and we...
TF: Where be the fight!
He said at 190 decibels, that's how loud they talk to each other, and in battle it is unknown to how loud it may be
Unknown: the coordinates ar...
TF: just use some flairs
Unknown: uhhhhhhh right.......
We floated in space awaiting flairs
MEANWHILE
Hornet pov: DAMNIT We need help now.
Bismarck: he said to light flairs.
Hornet: he? What are you talking about?
Bismarck: he just said light flairs and he'll be here to help.
Hornet: damn, alright, HEY Z23!!!
Z23: YEA!
Hornet: use flairs, we may receive some assistance.
More shells came blazing in and one had took out Bismarcks last gun
Bismarck: I'VE NO MORE WEAPONS!
Hornet: Z23!
Z23: THERE ITS OUT!!!
A green flair goes flying 80 feet to the south of them, backed up against an island they have almost no ammo and little aircraft left, so they pray there help gets here ASAP
2 milliseconds later
Our noble and rage fueled bastard is in orbit looking for flairs (he is an angry prick so dont ask how he does this) he seen the flair.
TF pov: YES!!!
He said as happy as an angry cunt can say it
TF: ITS HAMMER TIME!!!!!!
He began his swimming decent into the planet
5 minutes later
He's now at this point sky diving at mach 10 into the enemy lines screaming
TF: IM COMING TO RIP YOUR FUCKING FACES OFF YOU COCKGOBBLING FU
He proceeds to keep yelling
On the other side everyone fell silent as they heard a noise coming from above them
Hornet/purifier: what the fuck
The group of kensens look up in terror, shock and hope as there valiant hero screams insults at not just them but to the sirens
TF: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..:
He proceeds to fall until having his pointer finger hit the sirens head with a nasty yet satisfying crack
TF: UUUUUUUUUUUUCCK YOU!!!!!!!!
he hit so hard that her head exploded and he went straight into the ocean
The group seen what had happend and was petrified that a man went straight through the sirens head and into the water, thinking he was dead they had lost the little hope they had until
TF: SUPRISE ASSHOLE!!!
he jumped outa the water like the vietcong jumped outa the bushes, it was so fast and a terrifying sight that the sirens couldn't process what they are witnessing as he jumped outa the water and ripped one of the sirens heads with a second to spare as he jumped to the next, boot knife in hand
TF: DONT THINK I FORGOT ABOUT YOU DICKSHOES!!!
The sirens now just processing what there seeing began the retreat, the azur lane girls now questioning if they should to at the sight of a human man murdering and entire group of sirens with a knife, one named New Jersey saw what looked like a bat with what looked to be a rocket on it, and was no longer terrified but curious as to how the stuff he has works
2 minutes later
Our hero "TORPEDO FUCKINGHAM" just saved the day, some of the girls looked traumatized but he thinks they'll get over the horror they witnessed within 2 minutes
Now he swims to them slowly like a shark on crack
TF pov: y'alls alright
The group was scared to the bone, but hornet answered
Unknown: y y yes I think were good
TF: are you really, you look like you seen the death of your dog
As he proceeds to have flashbacks of his dog
Unknown: I pretty sure were good, maybe a few nightmares later and I'll be fine
Unknown3: hey what's that?
She points at the bat on his back next to the mat and a dead rat
TF: huh, oh THIS!!!
he raises his bat into the air like it's a holy weapon as lightning hits the tip of it
TF: this is what me and my fellow marines call a power bat
Unknown3: how does it wo...
Unknown2: SILENCE!!!, what is your name?
TF: TORPEDO FUCKINGHAM!!! And you best not forget it
Unknown 2: yea ima call you Mark
TF: VERY WELL!
There was a awkward silence for roughly 8 seconds
TF: So what are your names
Unknown1: oh I'm hornet
Unknown2: I'm Bismarck her over there
Points at unknown 4 who looks like a little girl
Bismarck: that's Z23
Unknown3: and I'm New Jersey
TF writes names in his notebook
TF: hmmm yes yes is that Bismarck with or without the C
Bismarck: with the C
TF: nice nice ALRIGHT!
closes book
TF: TAKEE TO YOUR BASE MY HEROIC LADY'S!!!
hornet: EEK
New Jersey: AYE AYE CAPTAIN
TF: OHHHHHHHHHH WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDA THE SEA
Everyone except Bismarck: SPONGEBOB SQUARE PA...
They sing as they forget hes swimming and there sailing to the the base.
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The Angry Commander Of Azur Lane
ActionThis is the story of an angry prick who doesn't even have the gene seed but has the rage to fight a angry marine, or even a chaos god for this matter. They took his dog, he took there lives. Now he fights sirens with his bare hands believe it or not...
