On this bright crispy day we see our bitch sit all alone like a little bitch, but that'll all change this day
TF: tell me how did any of you manifest
POW: by these wee little cubes, we callem "Wisdom Cubes"
TF: hmmmmm despite making all of you based on your time zone could it perhaps make ships of other worlds and timezones
POW: yes why do you ask
Our boi was sweating like hell. He was lonely because there was no other pissed off yellow bastard here. But considering she said basically any ship in existence even from another universe (even though they never knew how to make there own sirens to fight sirens) this brings up endless possibilities of something like a reenactment of the "The Great Fuckining" to happen on this very port (if you know what im talkin about good, if not get ready to read this ultimate panfuckary)
TF: hmmm good good now can you show me where such ships manifest oh and is it possible for me to create one of my own
Akashi: yes nya
TF: HOLY SHIT A TALKIN CAT!!!!
Akashi: NYAAAAAA!!!!
POW: calm down!
TF: well i cant help it. She came outta damn nowhere and jumped me!!
Akashi: and here i thought you was a man nya!!!
TF: even men get scared from time to time!!!
POW: shuch up! Anyway is we will show you where such operations take place
TF: alright. And you, cat lady
Akashi: nya
TF: scare me again and i will punt you into the next dimension
Akashi: hmph fine nya
He was being led by Akashi, POW and a hidden Belfast who was actually scared to present herself because of what he said to Akashi
POW: and this, is where we have been created!
TF: damn this is it, welp better start praying
POW: why
TF: dont worry about it now how do we use such machinery
POW: uhhhhh well first how many cubes 1 or 2
TF: hmmmmmm i'll take 3 along with a drop of my blood
POW: eh!? What are you plotting!?
TF: dont worry about it, if it works then we can all have a vacation (and a really REALLY pissed off friend)
POW: oke?
She is contemplating if all the work he has already done made him lose his mind, his mind was already lost so huh
POW: there in!
TF: now for the cherry on top of the diarrhea shake
Akashi: hmph, nasty nya
As he whipped out his blade the wild Belfast stoped him
Belfast: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!?
TF: SOMETHING!!!!
He forced the combat blade down into his hand, yea i think he lost it cause usually he himself knows to do small slice, only to put whole blade in the damn palm
After the deed was done, Belfast was enraged and a wild medicine woman would be as well
And after about 12 seconds of the machine trying to piece together what it got, it brought up some terrifying results as the machine sounded like it was pissed off. Making loud rumbling noises and what sounded like cuss words just flowing off of it, and the timer it said was a whole week. But whatever it was manifesting wasn't having that shit as it was getting louder and louder, the voice now getting more and more loud, so loud you could actually make out what "SHE" was saying
Unknown Woman: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I AINT DYIN IN NO PUSSY ASS MACHINE BOX!!!!!!!!!!
and in a hot and steamy second she busted out of some tube lookin thing screaming her lungs out in righteous rage. After her moment of glory she looked around the room she was in and saw HIM. He was standing there like a normal man with rage spewing off of him like a water fountain
Unknown Woman: WHO IN THE HOLY GOLDEN FUCK ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!!
TF: (cough cough) I AM TORPEDO FUCKINGHAM YOU DICK MONGREL!!!!!!
this woman was surprised he could yell in righteous fury much like her. And then was curious about him. Then he said something
TF: so now tell me. WHO IN ALL OF MAYO ARE YOU!!!!!!!!??
UW: WHO AM I!!!!
TF: YEAH ASSHOLE WHATS UR NAME!!!!!?
UW: THEY CALL ME THE "MAXIMUMFUCK" YEH FUCKTARD!!!!!!!!
Our man has made a match, she be the bastard that had the very man he looked up too in battle on board, "John Fuklaw" and by golly he was one mean son of a bitch
MF: NOW YOUR NAME BITCH!!!!!!!
TF: MY NAME IS "TORPEDO FUCKINGHAM" AND YOU BETTER NOT FORGET IT!!!!!!!!!!
that's right, the "MAXIMUMFUCK" as a shipgirl. I would down right shit myself if i seen her in person. And thats the end of this, my motivation is very low for this story, but i will get back to work on it soon, catch yall on the flip side.
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The Angry Commander Of Azur Lane
ActionThis is the story of an angry prick who doesn't even have the gene seed but has the rage to fight a angry marine, or even a chaos god for this matter. They took his dog, he took there lives. Now he fights sirens with his bare hands believe it or not...
