fate zero(just for lols)part 1

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In a church, there were a man and his wife. They stood near the altar of the church while the man, who had dark hair, a long black trench coat over what seemed to be a black suit with a matching color tie, a small patch of facial hair on his chin, and eyes like that of a corpse, stands before a summoning circle with what seemed to be a blue and golden colored scabbard placed on the altar. Behind him was his wife who had snow white hair and red eyes, and wore a white dress with yellow strips going from going from shoulder to shoulder going along the collar.

She looked to her husband and asked: "Are you ready?"

The dark haired man looked at her and nodded, and then begins to chant.

"Shut(fill), Shut(fill), Shut(fill), Shut(fill), Shut(fill)."

"Repeat five times."

"But destroy each when filled."

"I hereby swear."

"I will be all that is good in the eternal world."

"I will be the disposer of all the evil in the eternal world ."

"Thou shall come under my command."

"So let thy sword be my fate."

"Abiding by the summons of the Holy Grail."

"If thou dost accede to this will and reason, answer me."

And with that the summoning circle glowed bright blue, followed by a blinding light. When the light disappeared standing in the middle of the circle was a blond haired and green eyed woman wearing a blue formal dress with silver armor over top of it.

"Servant Saber has answered your summons. I have only one question: are you my master?" She said.

The man confusedly looked at the woman but nodded after they cleared up a misunderstanding about who she was. They then turned to leave... that is until the circle began to glow once more.

Saber raises her sword to strike, the man and his partner both ready themselves to flee with the man's wife. Suddenly the wife holds her left hand as if she is in a lot of pain as everyone in the room notices the glowing stigma forming on her left hand.

"K-Kiritsugu, what's..." The wife mutters.

"I don't know Iri, this wasn't supposed to happen." Kiritsugu said.

As the circle glows again it reveals a figure with faded blond hair, clock eyes one golden,one a dark blue,red tank top with black lines(think of accelerator's shirt that he wears white one)a black leather jacket sleaves rolled up and shows of his midriff and with crimson dragon on the back,black draconian fae steel combat boots,black draconian fae steel gauntlets emitting black and red lightning and 7 footlong electric sword

As the circle glows again it reveals a figure with faded blond hair, clock eyes one golden,one a dark blue,red tank top with black lines(think of accelerator's shirt that he wears white one)a black leather jacket sleaves rolled up and shows of his...

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(A mix between these except when spard opens up its electric not fire/lava)

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(A mix between these except when spard opens up its electric not fire/lava)


???:Servant grand avenger I ask of you are you my.... ma......ster (looking at Artoria)...........................*French cursing*  
Ok why am I here?

Kiritsugu:what do you mean you answered the call.

???:yeah that's because you used avalon which summoned me I excepted it to be the fairy queen or something not summoned as freaking Servant I'm not even dead yet so why did I get summoned uhhh 2nd Holy Grail War?

Kiritsugu:4th actually

???:there was a fourth?

Irisviel:you speak of it like it never happened.

???:no it didn't because after that whole merlins genderbending bullshit which is the best way i can describe the 3rd holy grail war it was officially dismantled and the greater grail was sent into the reverse world with sieg and berserker

Artoria(mind)(hears merlins genderbending bullshit):scary thought

Irisviel:but in the 3rd Holy Grail War we summoned avenger instead of berserker

???(deadpan expression):I'm in a fucking alternative timeline *sigh* that fucking does it I officially give up on theoretical physics and wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff.
Well I guess at this point it's just physics

Kiritsugu:we are getting of track who are you

Ernesti:mhn oh how rude of me my name is Ernesti D Pendragon the son of Mordred I believe you of all people(looking at Artoria) are familiar with that name *snide smile* grandfather

Artoria(mind immediately shuts down trying to process what he just said)

Ernesti:hey grandfather that wasn't to much for you was it. *snaps fingers in front of her face*

Artoria after regaining consciousness immediately attacks Ernesti with Ernesti just sighing and blocks excalibur making Artoria shaking up and down due to the vibration caused by the the impact

Ernesti don't bother hitting me with excalibur against my draconian fae steel  its made with the same metal used to make excalibur but with my heavenly dragon fire making it 50 times stronger than regular fae steel and 10 times more than that of excalibur in other words it won't cut through my defense

Artoria:it doesn't matter you are the wretched spawn of that traitorous knight and-

SMASHED CRUNCH IMPACT IMPACT IMPACT ROCK AND WOOD BEING DESTROYED BY A SABER THATS BEING NOCKED THROUGH 25 WALLS BEFORE STOPPING

Ernesti(vein twitch):sorry about that my hand must of slipped but in any case master *looking at irisviel*I will still join you in this holy grail war mostly because I want to see how things play out.

Kiritsugu:well I'll deal with this somehow
Irisviel:is saber going to be ok?

Ernesti: I don't let me check
Hey grandfather are you ok?

Artoria(in the distance):FINLAND

Ernesti:I'll take that as a maybe

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