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  A/N: u and mattheo r just barely friends and dont talk much

                                                                💕Mattheo💖

I swear to fucking god if you 

don't give me back my wand I'm

 going to rip your heart out and shove

 it down your throat!                  

                                                                                                                                                                                       What...

Theodore! Don't you play dumb!

                                                                                                      Well alright then, why did I steal your wand?

BECAUSE I CALLED YOU DRACO

BY ACCIDENT YOU DUMBASS!!!

                                                                                                                                                                       Did i tho...

FOR FUCKS SAKE WHERE THE

HELL DID YOU RUN OFF TO?!!!

                                                                                                                                        Idk where did you see me run?

TO THE ASTRONOMY TOWER

YOU BASTARD, BUT I RAN UP THERE

AND YOU WEREN'T THERE

                                                                                                                                                                              Bc i jumped.

No you didn't! I looked for your body

already dumbass

                                                                                                                                                                    Im the dumbass?

Yeah...

                                                                                                                                               Anyways lets talk about Y/n

Why?

YOU BETTER NOT FUCKING

TELL ME YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON

HER!!!

                                                                                                                                                             Well i mean i could...

you have a crush on her... right?

Yeah i already told you

this like 5 months ago...

Theodore how are you so fucking stupid?!

                                                                                                                                                             Okay yeah whatever,

So why don't you just ask her out?

Y'know she probably likes you back.

I doubt it.

I mean have you seen her?!

And her smile is just absolutely stunning.

Well why don't you just ask her?

You know, she might feel the same way.

And, stay with me here, try actually talking

to her at least.

No.

Why not tho?

Look, you guys never even text

each other that often.

Im surprised she even gave

You her phone number

If you guys never talk...

Idk, got lucky i guess

Oh? So you consider yourself

lucky to have her Phone number?

Stfu, you don't have it so...

Stop getting off topic and

ask the girl out Theo.

Well idk how!

Am i just supposed to walk

up to her and say,"Hi, Go on a date

with me."

...

What??

Don't do that...

Why don't you just

text her right now?

I told you she will probably be

annoyed and not even awnser me.

Why is that?

Do you really think that she's a rude person??

No, i mean, not nessisarily...

WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!?

Nothing.

But most girls as perfect as her

Get messages everyday confessing to them.

Wdym?!?

You probably have many girls

doing the same! I mean... Have

you looked in a mirror?

Are you flirting with me Theo?😏

Well I mean... Maybe😏

okay fine, I'll text her now.

Ok😑

😶

....

Y/n?!

Hello 😂

Wait.. So I was just talking

to you this whole time 😥

Yeah Dumbass.

and seriously 5 months?!

...

So... Go to the yule ball with me.?

                  That sounded more like a statement than a 

question but yeah, sure.


a/n: and thats it bc i havent updated in forever so... yeah probably gonna write another one shot soon and so many of you want sad ones but those make me cry while writing so well see

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