Genmui oneshots!!!!!

🗒️Marraige in high school🗒️

Im back lol
Sanemis swearing ass is back
umm theyre gay lol
im rlly hyperfixated on demon slayer again, we go through this every year.

SPOILER WARNING FOR RUPAULS DRAG RACE ALL STARS 8 IF U GIVE A FUCK

(Tanjiros pov cuz i thought itd be kinda fun)

Muichiro and Genya had a wedding in their freshmen year a month after our friend group officially "formed", now they're juniors who still call each other their husbands. The group and teachers are now concerned at how oblivious they are.

do what you may with that context.

Unfortunately for us, their "wedding" anniversary is nearing and they still havent really realized their genuine feelings for eachother. This "joke" has been going on for 2 whole years. Talk about a slow burn being too slow. Whats even worse is whenever the principal sees them together they sing that mordetwi song from 2022 because they "have the color palette".

"Hey guys" we all heard an excited sounding Muichiro skipping to our table. As usual, the last one here. Genya doesnt hang out with us in the morning because his brother Mr. Shinazugawa insists he work on his math with him.
"Good morning Muichiro!" Nezuko cheered, as usual from her
"Guess whos anniversary is tomorrow" Muichiro said, hoping for an answer. We all just shrugged. Muichiro didnt like that as he just grabbed inosuke by the unbuttoned shirt collar and screamed "GUESS BITCH"
Thankfully before Inosuke could throw hands Aoi broke them up.
"Is it your parents?" Zenitsu asked
"HOW DARE YOU LET MY FAMILY REST IN PEACE!" Muichiro yelled
"Nonono he means Mitsuri and Obanai Muichiro!" I assured him,
"Well, youre far from correct you inconsiderate asswipe, that was in JULY" Muichiro said
"Mx Parker and Mx Calendar?" Kanao guessed,
"Idk" Muichiro stated
"then whos is it?" I asked
"Its me and Genyas!" Muichiro cheered
"You remember the date but you can't remember the last word you said?" Zenitsu asked
"ITS MY WEDDING DAY YOU INSENSITIVE ASSHOLE" Muichiro yelled, Zenitsu hid under the table after that
"But it wasnt even a real wedding, nobody expected you two to hold the joke for that long" Aoi said.
"Well we did" Muichiro clapped back
"Is it even a joke anymore?" Nezuko asked "Because sometimes you act a bit too... fruity"
"Or youre just sad you dont have a cute marriage like me and genya" Muichiro bragged "anyways, i'm off to see my husband, so long!"

There he was doing his happy dance as he skipped away. Sometimes Muichiro can be an idiot!

Muichiros visit to his "Husband" happened in Sanemis math classroom. Muichiro knocked on the door like 7 times before Mr Shinazugawa looked through the window and groaned
"Genya, your.. Hus-Band is here" He told Genya.
"MUI IS HERE?! AAAA" He literally squealed like mitsuri, he ran to the door and opened it hugging Muichiro immediately. "Hiii how are you mui?"
"Im great now that I get to see you Genya!" Muichiro exclaimed, i swear Genya brings out the happiness in him, good for them.
"Well, its our anniversary tomorrow" Genya reminded his "husband" Muichiro just smiled brighter
"Im so excited" He sang, Mr Shinazugawa was very pissed off, not at them, but at how oblivious his brother is. It gives him a huge ass headache.
"Muichiro, you should get to class" Mr Shinazugawa told him, Muichiro looked at his watch
"Yeah I should" he said, "Bye Genya, by Mr Shinazugawa!"
And he ran off

"Oh my god Genya" Sanemi sighed
"Whatd i do Nemi?" Genya asked
"Just ask the kid out already, its okay that youre gay its not okay that youre too fucking stupid to realize why youve held that 'joke' so long!" Sanemi shouted,
"Its because its funny!" Genya exclaimed
"NOOO" Sanemi yelled "its because you have a crush on him and because of that fake marriage you dont know how to express it!"
"To be honest, sometimes i forget our whole marriage thing was a joke, and Muis the one who forgets things" Genya realized
"See what I mean?" Sanemi asked
"Yeah" Genya sighed
"There, now if you dont tell Finding Nemo's Dory on crack your feelings by the end of the day I will flunk your math test, and I will tell all your other teachers that you cheat on their exams" Sanemi told his brother
"Thats kinda du-" Genya tried to say before being cut off by Sanemi
"And i dont fucking care" Sanemi shouted, "Now get out of my classroom before i backstab you faster than Alexis Michelle backstabbed Lalari"