The inbetweeners One Shots- Completed

Ye....wow- Simon

Y/n is male, age 17

"Simon, you don't honestly expect us to drive in that do you?" Y/n asked looking at the eye sore which was simons car

"Ye. How we supposed to get any minge if that's the mobile?" Jay asked

"You truly are a disgusting excuse for a human being" will muttered staring at Jay in astonishment

"Is abit shit si" Neil shrugged

"Fine. Guess it's just me going to the festival then" Simon exclaimed getting in his car and turning the engine on. The other boys jumped in quickly realising that this was their only option if they ever wanted to make it to the Leeds festival

On the journey there, y/n was upfront, Simon driving, neil in the middle and will and Jay on either side of him. The main issue that comes with driving in such a small space, meant lack of air. And quick spread of Neil's gas

"Oh dear god" y/n gagged as the stench reached his nostrils. And so there they were, on the motor way with their heads out the window like dogs whilst Neil sat grinning happily to himself

After a while, they pulled up at a petrol station. Neil will and hay went to look for food and dirty magazines whilst Simon and y/n filled the car up

"Erm...so y/n....you erm..." y/n just chuckled

"You good there si?" He asked. Simon could hardly get his words out. Something was different about his friend and he just didn't know what. Something was changing in him aswell. He had started to look at y/n in an unfamiliar way and he didn't like it

"Ye I'm fine. Your er...hair! It looks different. I mean good different. Not that it was bad before! Who likes change? No I didn't mean it like that! I like change. Well not really. But this is a good change because you look good. But you looked good before. And i-"

"Thanks si......I'm gonna go buy some crisps" y/n said putting him out of his misery. After 15 minutes, they were off on the road again

"So what sort of girls you think will be at this festival?" Will asked

"Ah mate, you got no idea. I've been searching online for photos from the last leeds festival, and the girls basically wear bikinis the entire time, even if it rains. It's basically like a massive orgy that takes place on stage. Went when I was 10. Friend of mine set me up with lady gaga and she gave me a blowie infront of everyone" Jay boasted

"Hmmm....pedophilia, how refreshing from the usual topics of drugs, sex, masturbating and erections. One day, we might actually have a normal conversation" y/n said chuckling to himself

"Oh fuck" they heard Simon complain

"What is it si?" Will asked

"Low on petrol. Fuck. How far til next station?"

"Just passed a sign that said 15 miles" Neil said

"Well we've got 3 miles left" he said hitting the wheel annoyed

"How has it only got 3 miles? We filled it up half an hour ago you fucking twat" Jay exclaimed

"Ye well maybe I got distracted and didn't actually fill it up"

"Oh you fucking bastard" the car began to slow and Simon had no choice but to pull over to the side of the road. And so the car stood, still and lifeless as will tried to get a hold of the AA, and Jay and Neil played football with a bottle of cake which was sure to explode any moment

"So what got you distracted?" Y/n asked, his hand finding it's way to simons knee

"Er...not sure really...just sorta happened" Simon stuttered

"Very unfortunate. Doubt we'll make it to Leeds now. We'll have to stay over in a hotel and drive home tomorrow. But we only have enough for one room together. Don't mind sharing with me do ya?" His hand crept up to simons thigh, stroking up and down his leg

"That sounds great. So how's your mother?" Simon asked trying to make conversation

"Just shut up" y/n ordered before grabbing him by the shirt collar and kissing him. Simon kissed him back and they pulled away in amazement

"Wow...."

"Ye....wow..."