Undertale Au OneShots #2

Wedding Day (✨Cursed✨)

(Ships: Ccino x Nightmare x Error)

Disclaimer: No Error's were harmed in the making of this chapter.

Error: Wanna start a poly marriage?
Ccino: No-
Error: *Puts gushers on table*
Ccino: Ok, I am gonna go dress shopping-

Tw:
???

Angst Scale:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-

Third Person POV

  It was a perfectly normal day and nothing weird was happening at all. This, arguing over who ate the wedding ring, was normal. "YOU ATE IT, REMEMBER?!" Ccino shouts.

  "No, I-" Nightmare starts. He did indeed eat the ring. "I DIDN'T! HORROR ATE IT!"

  "Don't blame our dog!!" Ccino shouts. "That's your excuse for everything! 'Why does the FBI have my address?' 'Oh, it was Horror!' That's always your excuse!"

  Error blinked, slowly backing away from the lover's quarrel. Then, he grabbed his phone. "Cross, come pick me up, I am scared."

  "ERROR!! It's too late to back out now!" Ccino shouts, pointing his gun at the glitch. Error ugly sobs into the phone.

  "I- uh- so-" Cross says, pretending to cut in and out. "Can't- hear- phone- out- ahhhhh-"

  "Don't leave me-" Error starts. Then there is a beep as Cross hangs up.

  Ccino pulls out a rope. Error screeches. See? Totally normal day. Then, Ccino turns to Nightmare with a warm smile.

  "Night, sweetie, do you know where the hose and bleach are?" Ccino asked. Error screeches louder.

  "Uh... Why?" Nightmare asked.

  "Don't make me give one to you too." Ccino threatened. Nightmare nods slowly.

  "Sorry, Error, your funeral." Nightmare said, leaving.

  "Eeeeeeeeeee!!!" Error shrieked.

SpoopyToast1
~~~~~~~~~~~

A couple days later at Nightmares castle....

"You're meeting my children" Nightmare said Ccino and Error walking behind him. "No guns, no threats, and for god sakes no more bleach enemas."

"It's fine! He likes it!" Ccino said.

"Not in public!!" Nightmare yelled.

"Fine, no bleach enemas." Ccino sighed.

-

"...This is the living room and that's the banana room." Nightmare said.

"What the fuck is the banana room?" Ccino asked and Error shuttered in fear.

"What's wrong, Error?" Ccino asked.

"Oh yeah, Cross and Dust tried sacrificing Error to the banana room." Nightmare said.

There was a pause for a second then the sound of a gun being loaded "Where's Cross?" Ccino asked, smiling sweetly.

"I said no threats!" Nightmare shouted "I thought I took all your guns anyway!"

"I just want to talk to him." Ccino said and calmly cocks his gun and kicks down Cross's bedroom door "I just- I just wanna talk to him."

Cross falls off his bed and screeches in terror and a brief look of panic crosses Error's face "Uh, uh um oh! Wait dont kill him, I like being tied up and sacrificed in a cauldron!" Error yells.

A long

LONG awkward silence goes over the room.

"Dude, what kind of kinks do you have?" Cross asked.