The Princess Diaries by Garry Marshall

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15-year-old lives with her artist mother Helen and her cat Fat Louie in a renovated San Francisco . Mia is a somewhat gawky, unpopular girl who is terrified of public speaking, even in class, and is seemingly invisible to her crush, Josh Bryant, and mocked by his cheerleader girlfriend, Lana Thomas. Mia's only real friends are the equally unpopular Lilly Moscovitz and Lilly's brother Michael, who secretly has a crush on Mia.

Just before her 16th birthday, Mia learns her paternal grandmother, Clarisse, is visiting from , a small European kingdom. When Mia goes to meet her at a large house (later revealed to be the Genovian consulate), Clarisse reveals she is actually Queen Clarisse Renaldi, and that her son, Mia's late father, was Crown Prince of Genovia. Mia is stunned to learn she is a princess and to the Genovian throne. In shock, Mia runs home and angrily confronts her mother, who explains she had planned to tell Mia on her 18th birthday, but that her father's death has forced the issue. Queen Clarisse visits and explains that if Mia refuses the throne, Genovia will be (a subplot involves a scheming baron and his unsightly baroness quietly rooting for Mia's downfall). Helen persuades a reluctant Mia to attend "princess lessons" with the Queen, telling her she does not have to make her decision until the upcoming Genovian Independence Day ball.

Mia is given a glamorous makeover, the use of a limousine and a bodyguard (the Queen's head of security, Joe). This and Mia's frequent absences for the lessons make Lilly suspicious, and she accuses Mia of trying to be like the popular girls. Mia breaks down and tells Lilly everything, swearing her to secrecy. However, the learns that Mia is the Genovian Crown Princess after hairdresser Paolo breaks his confidentiality agreement (so his work would be known), causing a press frenzy, and a sudden surge in popularity at school for Mia.

At a state dinner, Mia embarrasses herself with her clumsiness, delighting her rivals for the crown. However, all is not lost as the situation amuses a stuffy diplomat, and the Queen tells Mia the next day she found it fun. Deciding it is time the two bonded as grandmother and granddaughter, the Queen allows Mia to take her out in Mia's late 60s convertible for the day to an amusement arcade. The day almost ends badly when Mia rams her car into a , but Queen Clarisse saves the day by "" the attending police officer and the tram driver to the Genovian " of the Rose" (something she clearly made up on the spot), flattering them into dropping any charges. Mia sees this and is impressed with her grandmother.

Mia is delighted when Josh Bryant invites her to a beach party, but her acceptance hurts Lilly and Michael, with whom she had plans. Things go wrong when the press arrive, tipped off by Lana. Josh uses Mia to get his by publicly kissing her, while Lana tricks her into changing in a tent, pulling it away as the paparazzi arrive, giving them a scandalous shot of her in a towel. She breaks down into tears in her mother's arms when she gets home. The photos appear on tabloid covers the following day, leaving Queen Clarisse furious at Mia. A humiliated Mia tells her that she is renouncing the throne feeling she is nowhere near ready to be a true princess. Joe later reminds Queen Clarisse that although Mia is a princess, she is still a teenager and her granddaughter.

Back at school, Mia attempts to rescue her friendships with Lilly and Michael by inviting them to the Genovian Independence Day Ball, gets back at Josh for using her by hitting a baseball into his groin during gym class, and finally stands up to Lana when she is cruel to Lilly's friend Jeremiah, publicly humiliating her by smearing ice cream on her cheerleader outfit and tells her she would rather be a geek than a jerk like her; the teachers don't interfere, knowing Lana deserved it. Lilly is excited at the prospect of attending a royal ball, but a brokenhearted Michael turns her down. Mia, terrified at the thought of publicly announcing her decision, eventually plans to run away. However, when she finds a letter from her late father, his touching words make her change her mind, and she makes her way to the ball. Mia's car breaks down in the rain, but she is rescued by Joe, who had suspected she was going to run.

When they arrive, a drenched and bedraggled Mia voices her acceptance of her role as Princess of Genovia. Mia gets dressed up and accompanies Clarisse to the ballroom, where she is formally introduced for invites Mia to dance. They adjourn to the courtyard, where Mia shares her first kiss with Michael, while Clarisse and Joe are seen holding hands. In the final scene Mia is shown on a private plane with Fat Louie, writing in her diary, explaining she is moving with her mother to Genovia, just as the beautiful royal palace and landscape come into view below.

I give it 4/5 stars

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