- Motherfucker will take you all the way back to Texas so you can see his ranch
- His parents love you
- He buys you a necklace that says 'Mrs Hangman' on it
- Politely fingers you during dinner
- Fucks you until you're seeing stars
- Takes you out to the snow
- You throw a snowball at him
- He then proceeds to chase you around until he catches you and throws you over his shoulder
- He takes you into his room, avoiding his family on the way and fucks you
