Two Seeds in One Melon (Melony x Male Reader)

SMG4's 10th anniversary

You were fast asleep with Melony in your arms. That is until it hit 12:00 in the morning, it all changed..

SMG4:

You slowly woke up, confused.

Y/N: What the?..

SMG4: COME ON Y/N! MELONY!

He picks you both up out of nowhere and tosses you and her in the death bus.

Y/N: What's going on?!

SMG4: It's the 10 year anniversary Y/N! You didn't forget, did you?..

Then your eyes widen.

Y/N: Uhh..no, no, I remembered..yay!..hehe...

SMG4:...You forgot didn't you?..

Y/N: Look I've had a long day, sorry..

SMG4: Gotcha, thank you for being honest, now that you and Melony are here, we must get the others!

Melony was still asleep throughout all of this.

Y/N: Alright, next up is Beta's room..is my guess? Or someone else.

He then tossed a magnet like projectile that stuck to the floor, it activated and a few people came out of their rooms, sucked in by the magnet.

Beta: The hell is this?!

Skully: Are you kidding me SMG4?..

Saiko: What is wrong with you asshole?! I was tying to sleep!

Tari: Yeah..I was just dreaming about ducks..it was amazing!! I was their queen!

Mario: Mario's so confused, what is this ten year thing?..

Y/N: It's a ten year anniversary Mario..

Mario: HAH! Good-a one! Mario's had 40 years past here!

Beta: Yet you're too old to box..

Mario: Hey!

Beta: Sorry, not sorry. Deal with it fatass.

Mario: Mamafu-

SMG4: Hey! Sorry for waking you all up, but this is very important to me! Now come on! And Beta, Mario, please..no fighting.

Mario/Beta: Hmm....Fine.

He said as he grabs a huge magnet with them attached to it, plopping them in the backseats with you and Melony.

Melony: *Yawn* Huh?..where are we?..

Y/N: Good morning sleepyhead, we're just going to this anniversary.

Melony: Anniversary?..why?

Y/N: Because SMG4's old.

SMG4: Careful Y/N.

Y/N: What? Did I hurt your fragile feelings?

SMG4: Wow..someones in the spirit.

Beta: Just focus on driving..I'm currently yawning my ass off after a night of drinking and busting a rocket.

Everyone grew concerned.

Saiko: What?..

Beta: What? I literally had to stop NASA, they're annoying when they launch rockets in space..like, we get it, it's the future, whoopty fucking doo daa. What else is new? We have aliens attacking the castle now? Or is it exotic Screwdriver Sally?