Four: I wonder, does Time think in Hylian or Korkiri?
Twilight: Hylian probably
Legend: He's hardly fluent in either though...
Warriors: How bold of you three to assume that Time thinks.
Bonus:
Wild: [passing by] He thinks in Korkiri, that way none of us can read his thoughts.
Four:
Warriors:
Twilight:
Legend: Should we be worried?
Twilight: ...I'll ask him later.
---
Wind: Ok so, imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you've lost throughout your lifetime-
Time: Well, I'll be damned. Is that my childhood? It's a bit late now but thanks for finding this.
Sky: That's not what he-
Legend: Fucking finally, my will to live! And here I was thinking of buying another one...
Hyrule: Wait what-
Wild: Had a feeling I lost my potential after the Calamity. Uh Twilight, what should I do with it?
Twilight: Not funny cub.
Warriors: Mental stability, my old friend!
Wind: ;-;
Four, rolling out sleeping mat: ...could you guys lighten up already?
---
Wind: Time's given you a job today...but it might worry you
Wars: Just say it quick, like ripping off a band aid
Wind, taking a deep breath: We're going to split up into scouting groups and you'll be in charge of Wild and Hyrule
Wars:
Wars: Put the band aid back on
---
*Staying late at a village tavern*
Wars: *spills drink and starts crying*
Sky: *after a couple minutes, also bursts into tears*
Twilight: Why are you crying Sky?
Sky: *sobbing uncontrollably* I'm mostly sad because you're not sad!
Twilight: Me?! What about Legend?
Sky: Legend cries on the inside Twilight!!
Legend: *sips from wine glass* It's true
Twilight: ...
---
Twilight: What's for dinner this evening?
Wild: Can't tell you. It's a soup-prise!
Twilight: ...is it soup?
Wild: I soup-pose it could be, mr country pumpkin.
Twilight: Stop that.
Wild: Stoup what?
Twilight: Saying soup puns.
Wild: [innocently] Why, is it broth-ering you?
Twilight:
[later at camp]
Warriors: This is delicious. Hey rancher, why aren't you eating?
Twilight: [staring into his bowl of fried rice] Do you still want Wild as a mentee...?
---
Wild: [tears streaming down his face] I'll never forgive myself for this!
Time: [watching from afar] How long has Wild been cradling that apple?
Twilight: 'bout half an hour.
Time: Why is he upset?
Twilight: He dropped it. It's only bruised but he insists it's been "injured".
Time: ...have you been watching him for 30 straight minutes?
Twilight: [nods]
Time: [sighing] Dare I ask why?
Twilight: He's holding the only apple left.
Time: ...
Twilight: What? Epona's hungry. He'll tire himself out eventually.
Wild: [having a mental breakdown]
Time: [walking off] Wouldn't bet on it.
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FanfictionA collection of oneshots from my AO3 account, some are about members of the chain bonding some rope in a gender neutral y/n. My personal favourite is 'The Piper of Krysa Hamlet', I'm really proud of that one! Follow Legend of Zoodles on Tumblr for m...
