Steven Wants To Date Mindy?

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Steven: Hey, babe!

Mindy: Uh, hi?

Steven: How old are you?

Mindy: 42.

Steven: Were you born in 1980?

Mindy: Yes.

Steven: I was born in 1981.

Mindy: That's nice.

Steven: I want to be your boyfriend.

Mindy: I'm not really interested in a relationship right now.

Steven: I'll treat you good! I promise!

Tracey: Did you not hear her? She's not interested in a relationship right now!

Steven: Do not speak out of line!

Tracey: You can't tell me what to do!

Steven: You better shut it, before I shove an apple in your mouth!

Tracey: Them's fighting words!

Steven: You ain't so tough!

Tracey: Oh no? *beats up Steven*

Steven: *getting beat up*

Mindy: I am not gonna keep repeating myself. I am not interested in a relationship right now.

Tracey: *still beating up Steven*

Steven: *still getting beat up*







This story was written on Saturday, January 7th, 2023.

A/N Steven, leave Mindy alone! She doesn't want to be in a relationship right now! Respect her wishes! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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