Steven: *opens a package* Yes! My protective gear has finally arrived! My troubles are now over!
Brandon: Pfft! You really think a sword, and armor is gonna keep you safe from anyone beating you up?
Steven: Yes!! This ain't no gimmick, Brandon! This is the real deal! *holds his sword* This here, is one sharp blade! *puts on his protective armor* With this on, I cannot get beat up!
Brandon: No words!
Steven: Does anyone dare beat me up?!
All Of Us: No.
Steven: *brandishes his sword* One step closer, and I shall stab thee!
Iris: *scoffs* Again, with the medieval talk!
Ashley: *green hoodie, black leggings, white Nike socks, and red Converse sneakers* Say, you should take that armor off! Ken cooked some pasta, and I'm sure you don't want to get any sauce on it!
Steven: Oh, right! *takes off his armor*
Ashley: And, put your sword away, before you hurt someone!
Steven: Yup! *puts his sword away* Done! *realizes* Wait a minute!
Ashley: Sucker!! *beats up Steven*
Steven: *getting beat up*
Francis: Ashley tricked him!!!
Ashley: *still beating up Steven*
Steven: *still getting beat up*
This story was written on Monday, January 16th, 2023. (MLK Day)
A/N Steven finally got his stupid protective gear, but Ashley tricked him into a beating! 😅😅😅😅 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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