Cooking Beef Stew While Standing On A Dead Alligator

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Wadsworth St

Middletown, Connecticut

Fiona: *cooking beef stew on the stove and stands on a dead alligator*

Dead Alligator: *being stood on*

Paul: What's with the dead alligator?

Fiona: Don't ask. *still cooking the beef stew* I think I should add more tomato paste.

Paul: *opens the cabinet, and hands Fiona a can of Hunts Tomato Paste*

Fiona: Thanks, dude! *adds the tomato paste to the beef stew, the intoxicating aroma filling the entire kitchen, and still standing on the dead gator, and stirs*





This story was written on Monday, January 16th, 2023. (MLK Day)

A/N Weird situation, regarding Fiona standing on a dead alligator, whilst cooking beef stew! 👀 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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