Forgetfulness Is Terrible At Math

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Windy Hill Dr

Middletown, Connecticut

Forgetfulness: I need to go to the mini mart.

Tracey: Which one?

Forgetfulness: Ampak. Tradewinds Plaza.

Tracey: That's right up the street. You have any money?

Forgetfulness: I only have a dollar.

Tracey: You have any change?

Forgetfulness: Four quarters.

Tracey: That makes it two dollars.

Forgetfulness: How? No it doesn't.

Tracey: Yes, it does! You have one dollar right? Add four quarters, and that makes it two dollars!

Forgetfulness: *stares blankly*

Tracey: You obviously ain't good at Math. Get in the car.







This story was written on Sunday, January 15th, 2023.

A/N Forgetfulness needs to brush up on his Math skills! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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