Steven: *on the phone* Yes, I would like the Protect Yourself Kit. Yes, I would like the sword as well. What about a shield?
Iris: *eavesdropping on Steven's phone conversation*
Steven: Guaranteed to keep someone from beating me up! I'm sold! Free shipping and handling? Yes!!
Iris: *shakes her head in disbelief*
Steven: Thank you so much! Bye! *hangs up*
Iris: What did you order, Steven?
Steven: Some protective gear, that will keep me safe from anyone beating me up! I shall expect in a few days time! My days of getting beat up will soon be a thing of the past!
Iris: Yeah, right! *beats up Steven*
Steven: *getting beat up*
Tracey: I bet that protective gear ain't gonna work!
Iris: *still beating up Steven*
Steven: *still getting beat up*
This story was written on Friday, January 13th, 2023.
A/N Steven will always try to find a way from getting beat up! He probably wasted all his money on some useless crap! 😅😅😅😅 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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