America's Secrets

Are you alright?

This chapter is totally not named after one of my favorite albums. :)

Pov America:

By the time I got to the building, it was already 6:42 am which meant I was about 12 minutes late. UN is not gonna like this. I walked into the meeting room and everyone's eyes were on me I looked disheveled and tired which they probably just assumed it was just me being lazy.

I went to my seat trying to ignore the judging eyes, and making sure that I didn't start crying.

"America." said the UN

"yes?" I replied smiling although I was very tired which you could hear in it my voice

"why were you late this morning?" I was probably visibly uncomfortable and unstable damn I wish I didn't have to break up that fight this morning.

"um, I s-slept in, you know how lazy I am" I replied with an uncomfortable smile. Fuck I wish I didn't say that, a few countries looked concerned while the rest looked very incredibly judgy and we're giving me frightening glares

"Ok then, back to what we were talking about" they continued talking for about an hour I don't really know what they were talking about, I'm way too tired to deal with things like global warming and overpopulation.

"America?" I can't hear anything, I'm basically asleep right now.

"Russia, can you wake up America?" He asked sounding very disappointed.

Russia shook me lightly and I jumped up.

"GET YOUR GRIMY ASS HANDS OFF ME!!" I yelled as I fell off my seat.

"I was just trying to wake you up, Сука" that got me angry, couldn't he just yell my name, I mean he's right next to me.

"You just had to do it that way?!" I argued back, then I looked at UN. He looked pissed.

"Russia, America no fighting also, language" angrily, I got back onto my seat and tried to listen to the meeting.

Pov Britain

Soon my mistake of a child was dozing off again, Lazy ass he probably has a perfect sleep schedule anyway.

"Excuse me for cutting in, but America seems to have fallen asleep again," I said interrupting the uncomfortable conversation about how to fix overpopulation in some places.

"Oh my, what are we gonna do with him" UN sighed.

"Why don't we send someone off to go live with him for a while?" Canada suggested

"Yeah, but it can't be someone that enjoys his company at all" Germany responded knowing that someone who likes America would most likely keep secrets for him.

"Well then, why the don't we send Russia?" Russia looked at the UN like he was crazy.

"that makes total sense, even this morning they were fighting, there's no way that he would lie for Ame" I reasoned so that Russia would calm down.

"Fine, but can someone else wake him up?" Russia growled.

"I'll do it!" Japan jumped out of her seat and walked over to the arshole.

"Hey, Ame-Kun are you alright?" Japan asked kindly.

"I'm fine" America growled at her, unintentionally.
What a lewd way of speaking to someone who is trying to be kind.

"By the way, America Russia is going to live with you for a couple of weeks" UN stated.

"Great. Just great" America disrespectfully responded.