Helluva boss: Jaeger, the devilous imp

The M and M treatment

In imp hq, loona was on Voxtagram,  liking and following the latest tweet. A beside her, sleeping in the corner, was shade, he was having a pleasant dream. Seen by wagging his tail. Loona started to pet him, rubbing her hand across his head, then the book started shaking. She groans and grabs the book, flipping through the pages she found the spell, she opens a portal, upon opening, explosions happened, which caused shade to wake up, shields loona with his wing. Screams are heard and we see the imp gang fall out. First blitzo and Jaeger, who held Moxxie under his arm.

Blizto: well that could've gone better

Jaeger: better, better, we were suppose to do a simple kill, Moxxie was to take the shot, but then it goes south real fuckin quick.  An hey loona, thanks for watching shade

Loona: no problem jaeger, so what happen

Jaeger: why don't you ask those two

Pointing behind him, the female MnM, Martha and Millie, come sliding out of the portal. Covered the most in blood an bullet grazes. 

Martha/Millie: it was her fault

Blitzo: well actually both of your fault, take it away jaeger 

Jaeger: gladly, you both to started fighting when Moxxie was reading his shot, you somehow knock him down. Causing the gang to get their attention.  Above all you Martha laser is through the catwalk, causing us to fall into the middle of the gang, we were lucky to get the kill, luckily.

Martha: please, I had it all taken care of

Millie: yeah right, you thought it was a good idea to-

Jaeger: Enough!!!

Jaeger stomps the floor, shaking the entire room. Filling the room with his presence of anger.

Jaeger: until you two can learn to work together, they won't be anymore hits for neither of you

Millie: what 

Martha: meh, like I care

Jaeger: an no pleasure either

Martha: what

Jaeger: that's all I have to say, blitzo, take it way

Blitzo: nope that's just about it.

Jaeger and blitzo walks off. Moxxie goes over to Millie, Martha marched over to the fridge. 

Millie: well that could've gone better

Moxxie: could be worse, your not a beast chew toy

Millie: oh mox dont tell me you still haven't got shade to like you

Moxxie: it's a little hard

He looks over to see shade sleeping then opens his eyes to look at Moxxie, giving him a growl. Jaeger and blitzo was in his office, blitzo played with his pony toys and watches jaeger pace back a forth, seeing the anger rise in him.

Blitzo: yo jaeger, cool your jets

Jaeger: it's hard when this pack is barely holding together

Blitzo: Pack?

Jaeger: I mean this team. 

Blitzo: look they both big women, slept or peg some mark so that can handle themselves

Jaeger: yeah, definitely, but when you put two women like them on this team, they're gonna act wild sooner or later.  

Blitzo: I hear you I hear you, now what's your idea