Mars Attacks: Simpsons

Part 11

Homer and his friends are in the meeting room. They were waiting for any news about the alien invasion. Burns is going to discuss the need to gather the troops to fight off the Gnard Martians who took a hold of a Potion of Springfield. When it was clear that it had been slow to start, Burns wouldn't wait for the military to act. Homer and his crew rallied because of the idea, wanting to get some action.

"All right, those buttheads are going to get it." Homer said.

"It is possible that Burns needs nuclear weapons." Lenny said.

"Which I'm especially skilled at." Homer said.

"We know." Carl said.

"Wait until we get an army of Beavis because of this. Then, it will be exciting." Lenny said.

"The area you will be screened for will be based on which area is most likely to cause pain to the Martians." Burns said.

A cell phone rings.

"I got it!" Lowblow said.

Lowblow answers.

"Fine... who here knows Seymore Nuts?"

"Oh, we'll get those Martians in their nut sacks," Burns said.

"We will be lucky to find them." Homer joked.

The room laughs similar to Beavis and Butthead, even Smithers.

"I have to admit, that was funny." Smithers said to Burns.

"Aside from the jokes, they're going to make sure the Buttheads are gone before they get a Beavis on board." Burns said.

Marge was trying to get things ready for the end of the world in Springfield. The latest developments on the invasion were being shown on TV. Marge was still being searched for a way to know about the situation. Despite being reassured by the school, Marge remained concerned for Bart and Lisa. Maggie was drawing when she heard one of the Avian Martians. Maggie crawls to the window and tries to speak to it. As Bart and Lisa were heading home for school, they noticed Maggie at the window. They too also noticed the Avian Martian, which caused them to freeze. Bart was ready to fight, but Lisa stopped him because she noticed that the other person was talking. Marge sees the Avian Martian and causes it to retreat. Marge hurriedly got the kids to the living room because she was concerned.

"I'm relieved you're all safe." Marge said.

"C'on, I was going for my Duke Nukem before, little miss..." Bart said.

"Bart, Maggie was speaking to it." Lisa said.

"What!" Marge said.

"Lisa, they would know how to speak English if they came from another planet." Bart said.

"Bart, different planets have different languages, and Maggie has discovered how to speak to the Bird-Scout. The key to dealing with those buttheads could be held by her." Lisa said.

The television mentioned England.

"For someone called Baby, she doesn't act like one." Bart said.

"Bart, Emma had to send out a plea to find Melanie C, and it's obvious she was trying to find a way to communicate. It is likely that they are holding her for a large sum of money because someone had to have her." Lisa said.

"What's the exchange rate over there?" Bart asks.

"It would have been better if you had focused on improving your math skills earlier before calling collect." Lisa said.

Marge quietly laughs.

"MOM" Bart said.

"I'm sorry, I couldn't help it. That was an excellent counter." Marge said.