Mars Attacks: Simpsons

Part 12

The next day, as they had planned, Bart and Milhouse carefully timed their escape from school. They had skateboards for the purpose. Even though Otto knew, he shrugged it off and even cheered on. The new CCTV services and a full-time truancy officer knew they had to find a location they could not find elsewhere. It wasn't long before the truancy officer was called, but Bart had planned for this and had some pebbles and a slingshot with him. Bart threw a pebble at the window of the truancy van to give him and Milhouse a chance to turn in a random direction. Even with a GPS, the truancy officer lost track and had to check for damage. With this, Bart and Milhouse were able to escape out of range and head to a nearby park.

"As long as short attention has been around, so has distraction," Bart said.

"Still, I'm not sure about the idea," Milhouse said.

"Look, it's not like Drill Sergeant Principal has eyes around Springfield, with or without those Buttheads," Bart said.

"What about those birds?" Milhouse asks.

He points out one of the Avian Scouts.

"Don't mind them. They have no interest in us." Bart said.

Bart spots one of the Gnard scouts. He takes out his slingshot after getting some pebbles.

"Hey Milhouse, check out that Butthead. Bet I can hit it." Bart said.

"Bart... WAIT!" Milhouse said.

Bart fires a pebble, hitting the Gnard scout on the helmet.

"Bingo!" Bart said.

However, the Avian scout spotted the Gnard scout, resulting in a standoff.

"Cool, it's like that a scene from a Western," Bart said.

"Umm... Bart." Milhouse said.

The Avian Scout fires at the Gnard Scout, causing him to lose their airgun and get the Avian Scout to lose theirs. The guns flew into where Bart and Milhouse were standing, which gave them a chance to steal and try out their new "toys". They decide to find some random building to play around with the "toys", but noticed the recoil it had... well, Milhouse did. The boys also spotted the vehicle one of the Martians was using to teleport to the location. Of course, seeing a chance, Bart and Milhouse couldn't resist having some fun with the vehicle. The boys couldn't resist operating the hover scooters, with their "toys" in hand.

"Hey, check this out. They even have a phone." Bart said.

"Didn't know that! What services?" Milhouse asks.

"Beats me. Why not?" Bart asks.

Meanwhile, Avian and Gnard scout continued with their fistfight, which somehow gets them to the elementary school. Lisa was quietly in class when she heard a racket, at first she ignored it but Ralph shouts out the problem. Miss Hover just told off Ralph until the fighters jumped at the window. At the same time, Nelson was stuck in another classroom and shouted "FIGHT". This got the classes to check out what was going on, but Principal Drill noticed this and ordered a lockdown. However, the fight on the school grounds was seen as more fun than what they had to endure. Some kids even started to place bets on the fighters, which cause mass panic. Shortly, other Avian and Gnard scouts showed up. It ended up being a stand-off on the school grounds. Staff members panicked, while the kids found it awesome... except for Lisa, who had to take over. Of course, Groundskeeper Willie and his mates see this.

"Ay, you two. You call that a fight!" Willie said.

The two didn't pay attention. Willie signals.

"Come on, they're in school already. TIME FOR CLASS!" Willie shouted.