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//TW: CURSE WORDS//
THERES NO NEED TO READ THIS CHAP ITS JUST FOR FUN.
This is basically a song that cartman from southpart made up originally named: Kyles mom is a bitch. But this is how Kazuki and Miri would sing this. lol
Also all the fanart on my chapters are from pinterest, i dont wanna name names bc i dunno if its reposted or not. thank you for you time.
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Rei: DONT START IT KAZUKI
Kazuki: WEEEEEEEELLLLL
Rei: DONT DO IT KAZU
Kazuki & Miri: WEEEEEEEEEELLLLLL
Rei: IM WARING YOU
Kazuki: Ok Ok
Rei: Im getting really sick of you calling my dad a-!
Kazuki & Miri: WEEEEELLLLL REI DAD'S A BITCH HE'S THE BIGGEST BITCH IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD, HES A STUPID BITCHIF THERE EVER WAS A BITCH, HE'S A BITCH TO ALL THE BOYS AND GIRLS!
Rei: SHUT YOUR MOUTHS HE'LL KILL YOU GUYS!
Miri & Kazuki: ON MONDAY HE'S A BITCH, ON TUESDAY HE'S A BITCH, ON WENSDAY THROUGH SATURDAY HE'S A BITCH, THEN ON SUNDAY JUST TO BE DIFFERENT HE'S A SUPER KING KAMEHAMEHA BEEEOTCH!
Miri: Hvae you ever met my Papa Rei's dad? HE'S THE BIGGEST BITCH IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!!
Kazuki & Miri: HE'S A MEAN OLD BITCH AND HE HAS STUPID HAIR, HE'S A BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH! HE'S A STUPID BITCH!! REI'S DADS A BITCH AND HE'S JUST A DIRTY BITCH!
Kazuki: TALK TO KIDS AROUND THE WORLD AND IT MIGHT GO A LITTLE BIT SOMETHIN' LIKE THIS
(Chinese kids): REI'S DAD'S A BITCH, HE'S A BIG FAT BITCH
(French kids): HE'S THE BIGGEST BITCH IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD
(Dutch kids): HE'S A STUPID BITCH, IF THERE EVER WAS A BITCH
(African kids): HE'S A BITCH TO ALL THE BOYS AND GIRLS
Miri: HAVE YOU EVER MET MY FRIEND REI'S DAD? HE'S THE BIGGEST BITCH IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD
Kazuki: HE'S A MEAN OLD BITCH AND HE'S HAD STUPID HAIR
(Miri: LA-LA-LA-LA)
Kazuki: HE'S A BITCH, BITCH, BITCH,BITCH, BITCH, BITCH, BITCH, BITCH, BITCH, BITCH, BITCH, BITCH, BITCH, BITCH, BITCH, BITCH
Miri:(OOOOHH)
Kazuki: HE'S A STUPID BITCH
Miri & Rei: Uh Kazuki..
Kazuki: REI'S DAD'S A BITCH, AND HE'S JUST A DIRTY BITCH. I REALLY MEAN IT
REI'S DAAAD. HE'S A BIG FAT FUCKING BITCHHHHHHHH!!!!
BIG OL' FAT FUCKING BITCH, REI'S DAD. YEAH!!
CHAAAAA......
Hes right behind me isnt he?
Miri & Rei: *Nod*, *Nod*
Kazuki: WELP GOTTA RUN
-THE END-
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Random lol -Gay asses go bang bang
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Buddy Daddies//Oneshots
FanfictionAfter an almost of a complete disaster of a mission Kazuki had brought a little girl named Miri to stay at his friends house which makes Kazuki and his roommate Rei realize something. But they just cant be left alone.
