"I DIDN'T KNOW THIS PLACE WAS A WH0REHOUSE-"

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"Okay fellas, some of my fellow video game characters are DOWN BAD."

"First of all, Marth. I know I'm extremely handsome and charming, but jeez, all you think about is playing with my 'sword' (by the way- aren't you married????)

"Also- Pit was almost traumatized by Samus and her interest in short subby men. Pit has already gone through enough trauma, you and your driller pal better get a room."

"Yall need to chill with this-"

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