Zelda: *eating a cinnamon roll*
Link: Cannibalism.
Zelda: *confused chewing noises*
Zelda: You are an absolute fucking dork.
Link, singing: Yeah, but I'm your dork!
Zelda: *sighs* Yeah, you're my dork.
Link: Hey Zelda, can I get some icecream?
Zelda: Only a spoonful!
Link: *Proceeds to pull out a comically large spoon.*
Link: Why am I the bad guy?
Zelda: I don't know, why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.
Link: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?
Zelda: Peonies, why?
Link:
Zelda: Were you going to get me flowers?
Link:
Zelda:
Link: ᶦᵗ'ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ
Zelda: If we don't get out of this alive... If we're both about to die... I love you, Link!
*Neither of them die*
Link: ...
Zelda: ...
Link: So do you wanna talk about somethi-
Zelda: No thank you.
Zelda: What are you in the mood for?
Link: World domination.
Zelda: That's a bit ambitious.
Link: You are my world.
Zelda: Aww...
Link:
Zelda:
Link:
Zelda: OH.
Zelda: Are you listening to me?
Link: *nods*
Zelda: What did I just say?
Link: *nods*
Zelda: ...
Zelda: Link, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?
Link, naked in Zelda's bed: No, I absolutely do not.
Zelda, already taking off their clothes: Fuck... Me neither.
*While the Squad is in a battle*
Zelda, trying to warn about the location of an enemy: To the left!
Link: Take it back now y'all!
Zelda: Please say words of encouragement to me so I don't murder someone right now.
Link: There are no books in prison.
Zelda: *sighs* Thank you.
Zelda: Is something burning?
Link, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.
Zelda: Link, the toaster is literally on fire.
Zelda, to Link: You're not Mario. Lets get something fucking straight, you're Luigi at best.
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