OKAY BUT-
LIKE-
CAN WE TALK ABOUT HYRULE WARRIORS LINK FOR A SECOND??
LIKE LOOK AT THE WOMEN THAT THIS LITTLE GOOBER CAN PULL:
LIKE BRO REALLY ATTRACTS THESE FRICKIN HOTTIES WITHOUT TRYING?!
DUDE'S NOT EVEN THAT GOOD LOOKING, LOOK-
HIM AND HIS STUPIDLY BLUE EYES...and and- AND HIS SOFT GOLDEN HAIR-
H-his perfectly sculpted face...his dumb, cute pointed ears...
His rugged battle scars...his adorable blue scarf...
His heroic mannerisms...his knightly dignity...
Okay, now I see it...
I see why Warriors pulls so much.