Link complains about his wardrobe

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"So...I'm now stuck wearing this tunic and dumb-a$$ hat for the rest of my life, cause heroic tradition and Hylia's blessing and the legendary spirit and all that garbage."

"Really, who decided that our hats should look like this? Makes us look hella goofy. Especially on us more mature and heroic Links. Young Link and Wind are the only ones that actually don't look dumb in them."

"And of course there's Wild. Why was he the one that got to wear blue?"

"I wish I could wear a different color too. What's so special about Wild that not only did he get to wear different clothes, he didn't have to wear a floppy, stupid hat like the rest of us?? What's up with THAT, Nintendo??"

"This tunic is hella itchy. That's why I always gotta wear undershirts and all that sh1t so I don't wanna claw my skin off when I wear it. And it's freaking torture, especially in the heat. Wearing multiple layers of clothes, a hat, and boots in the Goron Mines was not fun. Especially when I have to carry all these weapons and equipment with me."

"I want to wear other stuff, but NOOOOO, Zelda says I have to wear it because it represents the destiny I fulfilled and it demands respect from people. As if. I know a good amount of people who don't respect me."

"I miss my old wear. My 'Ordonian Outfit'."

"You know, the clothes I used to wear before I had to adorn my tunic

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"You know, the clothes I used to wear before I had to adorn my tunic."

"They were hella comfy."  

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"Besides, I think I looked rather nice in them

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"Besides, I think I looked rather nice in them. Better than in my 'Hero Outfit', anyway."

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