Thirst, Daddies and Nudes [JohnJae]

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peachyyy_jaehyunnn

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peachyyy_jaehyunnn LMFAOOOOOOO

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daddysuhh IKR

winwon wut happened
-peachyyy_jaehyunnn IL DM YOU BICTH

teatyong I WAS ROLLING OVER THE FLOOR DAWG

oh_suchashame.hun IM CRYING OML

winwon

Gurl what happened?

Okay so me, Johnny and his friends Sehun and Taeyong were eating lunch in a café
And this tall white dude has been staring at us with disgust since like ever since we entered
At some point he stands up and walks up to our table to complain
Probably because we were talking a bit too loud
And

And???
Girl don't leave me hanging

IM SORRY I CANT TYPE IT WHEN I CONSTANTLY HAVE TO LAUGH ABOUT IT
Okay so he walks over to our table, but a server accidentally spilled a drink that was in his pathway
AND HE DIDNT SEE THE WET FLOOR SIGN
SO HE STEPPED RIGHT IN THE PUDDLE OF SMOOTHIES AND HE SLIPPED AND THEN HE FELL HE GOT DIRTY WITH THE SMOOTHEI MIX AND I JUST CANT

IM DYING LMFAOOO

AND THEN HE BLAMED IT ON US
AND I WAS LITERALLY LAUGHING MY ASS OFF

AHAHAHAHAHA

arielle.jeong

Hey Jae darling
Are you enjoying Chicago so far?

Hey mom
Chicago has been great
And I enjoy hanging out with Johnny's friends
I'll be going to school again after this weekend

Good to hear
Me, your father and brother will be visiting you this spring break

Great!
Love you mom😘

kimmingyuuu

Hey Jaehyun
Where are you?
I visited your dorm and Sicheng said that you aren't there

Correct.

I even went to your house, but then Candy attacked me

Isn't she sweet?

Are you at least in CT?

Nope.
I'm in Cali, you can find me there

Where from Cali?

Sacramento

Okay
I'll see you there in a few days

Okey.

Just me, Cheng and our stupid ass relatives 🤪🔪

peachyyy_jaehyunnn
LMFAO I JUST SEND A BITCH TO SACRAMENTO FOR NO REASON

winwon
Wut?

sungchannn.jeong_
This is interesting

huang_sushi
I am intrigued

huang_renjun
You have my attention

peachyyy_jaehyunnn
Aight so Mingyu wants to see me right?

winwon
Yeah
Kinda weird

sungchannn.jeong_
He even got attacked by Candy
Peak comedy

peachyyy_jaehyunnn
Anyways
I told him I'm not in CT and that I'm in California
Then he asked where from Cali
So I said Sacramento
AND THEN HE SAID THAT HELL SEE ME THERE IN A FEW DAYS OMD💀💀💀

huang_sushi
💀💀💀

huang_renjun
💀💀💀

winwon
Clown shit 🤡🤡🤡

sungchannn.jeong_
How is one this stupid?

winwon
What did you do about Eunwoo btw?

sungchannn.jeong_
He got arrested, but apparently there wasn't enough evidence for Mingyu's crimes

peachyyy_jaehyunnn
That sucks
Nonetheless, I am enjoying Chicago tho

winwon
What's it like living with Johnny and Co?

huang_renjun
JOHNNY AND CO I AM SCREAMING💀💀

peachyyy_jaehyunnn
It's great
Johnny, Taeyong and Sehun are great people

winwon
What's Taeyongs and Sehuns insta?
I wanna stalk them

huang_sushi
Nosy bitch

peachyyy_jaehyunnn
@teatyong and @oh_suchashame.hun

winwon
Thank you bestie😘