This mainly focuses on KOTLC (Tam, Biana, Fitz, Linh, Keefe and Sophie)
Tam: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Keefe: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Sophie: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Keefe, learn to listen.
Biana: What if it bites itself and I die?
Fitz: That's voodoo.
Linh: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Sophie: That's correlation, not causation.
Fitz: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Keefe: That's kinky.
Tam: Oh my God.
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Keefe: Hewwo.
Sophie: Hihiiiiii!
Fitz: Greetings, Elves.
Biana: Three kinds of elves.
Linh: I want pudding.
Keefe: Four kinds of elves.
Tam: WHAT'S UP FUCKERS?
Fitz: Five kinds of people.
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Keefe: We need to distract these guys
Sophie: Leave it to me
Sophie: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects.
Fitz, Biana, and Tam: *Immediately begin arguing*
Linh, watching in horror: Oh this. I don't like this. I don't like this at all.
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Keefe: Rules are made to be broken.
Fitz: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Sophie: Uh, piñatas.
Biana: Glow sticks.
Tam: Bones.
Linh: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Keefe: Rules.
Fitz:
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'Can I copy the homework?'
Sophie: I can help you with it!
Linh: Yeah, sure.
Biana: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Fitz: lol nope.
Keefe: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Tam: *Read 5:55pm*
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*Squad reactions to being told 'I love you'*
Linh: Thanks fam!
Fitz: oh no
Keefe: *cries* I love you too
Sophie: Sounds fake but okay
Biana: *A flustered mess*
Tam: can i get a refund
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Keefe: Croissants: dropped
Sophie: Road: works ahead
Fitz: BBQ sauce: on my titties
Biana: Shavacado: fre
Tam: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead
Linh:
Linh, grumpy: I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of yo
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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Keefe: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Sophie: ...I did. I broke it.
Keefe: No. No you didn't. Fitz?
Fitz: Don't look at me. Look at Linh.
Linh: What?! I didn't break it.
Fitz: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Linh: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Fitz: Suspicious.
Linh: No, it's not!
Tam: If it matters, probably not, but Biana was the last one to use it.
Biana: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Tam: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Biana: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Tam!
Sophie: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Keefe.
Keefe: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Tam: Fitz's been awfully quiet.
Fitz: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Keefe, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Keefe: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Keefe:
Keefe: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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