these are about our 4 badass queens: Hazel, Annabeth, Reyna and Piper. sorry calypso maybe next time :(
Annabeth: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
Piper:
Hazel:
Reyna:
Everyone Else At Annabeth's Surprise Birthday Party:
Piper: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.
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Annabeth: Can I be frank with you guys?
Piper: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help.
Hazel: Can I still be Hazel?
Reyna: Shh, let Frank speak.
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Piper, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Annabeth, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Reyna, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Hazel, trembling: What are we playing
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Piper: What if people had food names and food had people names?
Reyna: Hey, spaghetti, we're having Piper for dinner.
Hazel: What is wrong with you people?
Annabeth: Shut up, chocolate.
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Piper: I'm gonna die alone.
Hazel: Piper, you're not gonna die alone.
Piper: Annabeth, was my safety net, okay? She got married and now I have to get a snake.
Reyna: Uh- huh.Why is that?
Piper: If I'm gonna be an old lonely person, I'm gonna need a thing, you know? A hook. Like that guy in the subway who eats his own face.
Piper: So I figured I'll be "Crazy Woman With A Snake", you know? Crazy snake woman.
Piper: Then I'll get more snakes, call them my babies. Kids won't walk past my place, they will run! RUN AWAY FROM CRAZY SNAKE WOMAN!
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Annabeth: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-
Annabeth and Piper, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Hazel: Our turn, Reyna ! One, two, three- vanilla!
Reyna , deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.
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Annabeth: On a scale from "damn Daniel" to "fre sha vaca do", how are you feeling?
Piper: In between "it's an avocado, thanks" and "how did you defeat Captain America", but as a solid answer I would say "I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger". How about you, Reyna?
Reyna: Probably "road work ahead".
Hazel : I speak many languages, and this is none of them.
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Annabeth: Dammit, Piper!
Piper: What?! It wasn't me!
Annabeth: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Hazel!
Hazel: Not me either.
Annabeth: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?
Reyna : *whistles*
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Annabeth: Have you seen a person named 'Piper' around here?
Hazel: Ugh, yes. They made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.
Reyna : It looks fine to me?
Hazel: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!
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Annabeth: *Gently taps table*
Piper: *Taps back*
Hazel: What are they doing?
Reyna : Morse code.
Annabeth: *Aggressively taps table*
Piper: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
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Annabeth: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Piper: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Hazel: I got distracted about halfway through.
Reyna : Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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