incorrect quotes by our fav gay bois
Will: I am 39 cheetos tall.
Nico: Why... are you measuring your height in cheetos?
Will: Because we're out of doritos.
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Nico: Sorry I'm late, I was doing things.
Will: Hi, I'm 'things'.
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Will: There. How do I look?
Nico: Like a cheap French harlot.
Will: French?!
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Nico: Dom or sub?
Will: I guess Domino's, since I don't go to Subway that much. Don't see why you'd put them in the same category though.
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Nico: What are you in the mood for?
Will: World domination.
Nico: That's a bit ambitious.
Will: You are my world.
Nico: Aww...
Will:
Nico:
Will:
Nico: OH.
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Will: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.
Nico: This is a lie.
Nico: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie.
Nico: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.
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Will: Do you want to know your gay name?
Nico: My... my gay name?
Will: Yeah, it's your first name-
Nico: Haha. Very funny Will-
Will: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.
Nico: Oh- oh my god.
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Nico: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?
Will: AS ENEMIES?!
Nico:
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Will: We have a problem.
Nico: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.
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