these are gonna be a Harry Potter edition <3
[requested by my amazhang friend Amelia]
Hermione: Are you laughing at that video of Harry and Ron fighting?
Darco: No.
Darco: I'm laughing at the comments.
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Ron: Those darn tall old people.
Hermione: Darn em' indeed.
Harry: Don't worry, they'll be gone soon enough.
Draco: *sharpening knife* Yes. Dead.
Hermione, Harry and Ron:
Draco: Hahaha.
Draco: ...Is this self-destructive behaviour?
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Harry: *sneaking in through their window*
Hermione: *turning in their chair and flicking the light one* You want to tell me where you've been all night?
Harry: I was with Ron?
Ron: *turning in their chair* Wanna try again?
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Harry: Nice rock.
Ron: Thanks, Hermione gave it to me.
Hermione: I threw it at you!
Ron: Aren't they the sweetest?
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Ron: Would you take a bullet for me?
Harry: ...yes?
*Hermione angrily burst into the room*
Ron: *running away* Great, thanks!
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Harry: Hey, Hermione. Why did the chicken cross the road?
Hermione: To get to the other side?
Harry: You were supposed to say "I dunno, why?"
Hermione: Uh... fine. I don't know. Why did it cross the road?
Harry: To get to the idiot's house.
Hermione: ...Ok?
Ron: Hey, Hermione. Knock knock.
Hermione: No.
Ron: You were supposed to say "who's there?"
Hermione: Fine... let's get this over with. Who's there?
Ron: The chicken.
Hermione:
Ron:
Harry:
Hermione: Listen here you little shits-
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Ron: Bet you can't eat 15 crayons!
Harry: Bet you I can!
Hermione: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*
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Harry: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween?
Ron: Hermione is the scariest thing I could think of!
Hermione: Ron told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.
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Harry: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Ron: Okay, but in my defense, Hermione bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo.
Harry: That's not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
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