This is between Will, Nico and Leo
Leo: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Will: You're a hazard to society
Nico: And a coward. DO TWENTY.
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*Nico and Will sitting in jail together*
Will: So who should we call?
Nico: I'd call Leo, but I feel safer in jail
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Nico: I know you snuck out last night, Will.
Leo: Play dumb!
Will: Who's Will?
Leo: NOT THAT DUMB!!!
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Nico: Will and I don't use pet names.
Leo: I see. Hey, what do bees make?
Nico: Honey?
Will: Yes, dear?
Nico:
Leo: Don't ever lie to my face again.
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Leo: HELP! I TOLD NICO I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!
Will, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
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Nico: If you had to choose between Will and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Leo: That depends, how much money are we taking about?
Will: Leo!
Nico: 63 cents.
Leo: I'll take the money.
Will: LEO!!!
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Nico: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Will: Wasn't Leo with you?
Leo: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
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Leo: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
Will: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Leo: Yes!
Nico: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
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Will: What time is it?
Leo: I don't know; pass me that saxophone and we'll find out
Leo: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Nico: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Leo: It's 2 am
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Leo: Hey, Will? Can I get some dating advice?
Will: Just because I'm with Nico doesn't mean I know how I did it.
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Will: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Leo: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Nico: In that case, we're definitely lost.
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Nico: Tell Will about the birds and the bees.
Leo: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.
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Will: Leo and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Nico: *Sighing* What did Leo do?
Will: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Leo: Who wants a steering wheel?
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Nico: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Will: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Leo: Smad.
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Nico: We need a distraction.
Will: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Leo, whispering: My time has come
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Nico, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Will: You did WHAT–
Leo: William Snakepeare
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Leo: Why are you on the floor?
Will: I'm depressed.
Will: Also I was stabbed, can you get Nico, please.
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