percabeth incorrect quotes bc of the pjo show <3
percy : Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
annabeth: percy , you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.
///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
percy : So what do you do?
annabeth: I work in genetic research, and I'm currently trying to eliminate all Cancers.
percy : Wow, impressive.
annabeth: Then I'll move on to Leos.
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
percy : I can explain.
annabeth: Can you?
percy : If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.
///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
percy : Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
annabeth, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
percy :
percy : fsh
////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
annabeth : Can you please be serious for five minutes?
percy: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
percy : *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
annabeth: What did you do?
percy : Nobody died.
annabeth: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
/////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
annabeth : *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?
percy: *chugs entire bottle*
percy: It's perfume.
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
percy : Here's some advice
annabeth: I didn't ask for any
percy : Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me
/////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
percy : I'm incredibly fast at math.
annabeth: Alright, what's 30x17?
percy : 47
annabeth: That's not even close.
percy : But it was fast.
////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
percy : *Accidentally hits annabeth in the face*
percy : *Trying to decide between saying 'I'm fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*
percy : ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
annabeth: What's wrong with you?!
////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
percy : annabeth! My face is on fire!
annabeth: percy ! Are you ok?!
percy : Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly.
annabeth: But your face is on fire.
percy : Yes. It's much faster than shaving.
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
annabeth : percy... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
percy: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
annabeth :
annabeth : I wrote sanitize, percy.
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
percy : I'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you
annabeth: 10 times 0 is still 0 though
percy : Jokes on you, I can't do math
hope you guys enjoy this update. tell me if i repeated some of these
love you <3
YOU ARE READING
•*⁀➷ 𝓕𝓸𝓻𝓴𝓵𝓸𝓻𝓮 : 𝚏𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚖 𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝚚𝚞𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚜
Random➸ 𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓭𝓻𝓮𝔀 𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓼 𝓪𝓻𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓭 𝓶𝔂 𝓼𝓬𝓪𝓻𝓼 𝓑𝓾𝓽 𝓷𝓸𝔀 𝓘'𝓶 𝓫𝓵𝓮𝓮𝓭𝓲𝓷' welcome! in this nami will be entertaining you with different fandoms incorrect quotes, requests are open! (tags will be edited!)
