This is given from our boy Nico <33
Nico: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?
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Nico: 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering.
Nico: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'
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Nico: If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand.
*Lightning strikes Nico*
Nico: Ha! Nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-game!
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Nico: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven't decided yet' is typically a good response.
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Nico: Goodnight moon.
Nico: Goodnight tree.
Nico: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.
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Nico, threatening the others with a paintball gun: Listen... Life comes at us fast. We don't know what life is gonna give us... And today, it's gonna give you... a paintball!
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Nico: You think I really give a fuck? I can't even read.
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Nico: People are always asking me if I'm a morning person or a night person.
Nico: And I'm just like, 'Buddy! I'm barely even a PERSON!'
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Nico: You wanna see how hardcore I am?
Nico: *punches wall*
Nico:
Nico: Take me to the hospital.
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Nico: You know how I roll.
Nico: And I'm not talking about that time I fell into a pile of dung at the foot of a hill.
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Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Nico*
Nico: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.
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Nico: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.
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Nico: I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship! ... And this knife I found.
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Nico: Fool me once, I'm gonna kill you
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Nico: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.
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Nico: You'll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake
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Nico: Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
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